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So Maine It Hurts: Queasy Top Punches Himself Until He Bleeds To Avoid Breathalyzer After Crash, Gets DUI Anyway, VP Of Maine Facial Hair Club

Uncle Turtleboy / January 23, 2018

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REM Services Van Smashes Into Car In Dorchester, Leaves Scene, Blows Through Red Lights With Van Full Of Disabled People, Defrauds Masshealth, Flips Off Drivers, Has Hilarious Website And Customer Service

Uncle Turtleboy / January 22, 2018

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Trashbags Take Pictures Of Themselves Sexually Assaulting 2 Year Old In Worcester Walmart Parking Lot And His Facebook Page Is Insane

Uncle Turtleboy / January 22, 2018

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Top 10 Ways The Patriots Cheated To Beat The Jaguars And Win The AFC Championship

Uncle Turtleboy / January 22, 2018

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Anyone Who Would Pay $2,400 A Month For An Apartment In Worcester Is A Moron

Uncle Turtleboy / January 22, 2018

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Botox Bandit Is Robbing Salons From Boston To Natick, Getting Free Treatment And Stealing Botox Like It’s Going Out Of Style

Uncle Turtleboy / January 22, 2018

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No-Score T-Ball Is Ruining The World And 70s Hairy Bush Face Shot His Mom/Landlord/Roommate In The Head Because He Got Fragged In COD And Threw A Tantrum After Losing At Something For The First Time Ever.

Uncle Turtleboy / January 21, 2018

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MBTA Police Looking For “Man” For Open And Gross Lewdness Who Is Clearly Infamous New Bedford One-Toothed Hooker Aaron Paul Who Interrupted Weather Broadcast While Eating Popsicle

Uncle Turtleboy / January 21, 2018

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Caramel The Kitten Reunited With Foster Family After We ID’d Chunky Brewster And Hairy Sandusky And Brought Them To Justice, Where The Haters At?

Uncle Turtleboy / January 19, 2018

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Connecticut State Trooper Arrested By Coworker For Sleeping In His Car While Drunk Instead Of Driving, Ratchets He’s Arrested Come Out In Full Force

Uncle Turtleboy / January 19, 2018

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Meet PJ Tucceri, The Guy With Chunky Brewster When She Stole The Kitty Cat From MSPCA Adoption Center In Methuen

Uncle Turtleboy / January 19, 2018

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This Woman And The Guy All Over Her Facebook Page Look Exactly Like The Two People Who Stole A Cat From A Methuen Adoption Center

Uncle Turtleboy / January 19, 2018

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Berkley Rapper Raises $5K GoFundMe For Mom Who’s Either Braindead Or In A Coma So He Can Take Care Of Injured Wangsta Sister Who Sells Weed On Facebook

Uncle Turtleboy / January 19, 2018

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Anyone Recognize This Chunky Brewster Who Stole A Cat Named Caramel In Her Purse From Methuen Adoption Center?

Uncle Turtleboy / January 18, 2018

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New Bedford Queef Stirfry Arrested For Selling Drugs Gets Arrested Again After Court For Kicking Cop In Parking Lot, Says She’d Do It Again, Newspaper Can Suck Her Rumpus

Uncle Turtleboy / January 18, 2018

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Kelley Square Burger King Employee Jumps Over Counter And Fights Unruly Gutterwench After Rival Slugpump Throws Briefcase Of Cutlery At Her

Uncle Turtleboy / January 18, 2018

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Hilarious Elderly Leominster Women Triggers Townsfolk With Letter To Editor Published In Fitchburg Sentinel Blaming Women For Being Sexually Assaulted

Intern Turtle / January 18, 2018

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Maine Legal Experts Blame Augusta Police For Not Arresting Puddlechode Sex Offender Posting That Pedophilia Should Be Legal, Talking To 14 Year Old Girl At Grocery Store

Uncle Turtleboy / January 17, 2018

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So Maine It Hurts: Queasy Top Punches Himself Until He Bleeds To Avoid Breathalyzer After Crash, Gets DUI Anyway, VP Of Maine Facial Hair Club

REM Services Van Smashes Into Car In Dorchester, Leaves Scene, Blows Through Red Lights With Van Full Of Disabled People, Defrauds Masshealth, Flips Off Drivers, Has Hilarious Website And Customer Service

Trashbags Take Pictures Of Themselves Sexually Assaulting 2 Year Old In Worcester Walmart Parking Lot And His Facebook Page Is Insane

Top 10 Ways The Patriots Cheated To Beat The Jaguars And Win The AFC Championship

Anyone Who Would Pay $2,400 A Month For An Apartment In Worcester Is A Moron

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Botox Bandit Is Robbing Salons From Boston To Natick, Getting Free Treatment And Stealing Botox Like It’s Going Out Of Style

No-Score T-Ball Is Ruining The World And 70s Hairy Bush Face Shot His Mom/Landlord/Roommate In The Head Because He Got Fragged In COD And Threw A Tantrum After Losing At Something For The First Time Ever.

MBTA Police Looking For “Man” For Open And Gross Lewdness Who Is Clearly Infamous New Bedford One-Toothed Hooker Aaron Paul Who Interrupted Weather Broadcast While Eating Popsicle

Caramel The Kitten Reunited With Foster Family After We ID’d Chunky Brewster And Hairy Sandusky And Brought Them To Justice, Where The Haters At?

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Connecticut State Trooper Arrested By Coworker For Sleeping In His Car While Drunk Instead Of Driving, Ratchets He’s Arrested Come Out In Full Force

Meet PJ Tucceri, The Guy With Chunky Brewster When She Stole The Kitty Cat From MSPCA Adoption Center In Methuen

This Woman And The Guy All Over Her Facebook Page Look Exactly Like The Two People Who Stole A Cat From A Methuen Adoption Center

Berkley Rapper Raises $5K GoFundMe For Mom Who’s Either Braindead Or In A Coma So He Can Take Care Of Injured Wangsta Sister Who Sells Weed On Facebook

Anyone Recognize This Chunky Brewster Who Stole A Cat Named Caramel In Her Purse From Methuen Adoption Center?

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New Bedford Queef Stirfry Arrested For Selling Drugs Gets Arrested Again After Court For Kicking Cop In Parking Lot, Says She’d Do It Again, Newspaper Can Suck Her Rumpus

Kelley Square Burger King Employee Jumps Over Counter And Fights Unruly Gutterwench After Rival Slugpump Throws Briefcase Of Cutlery At Her

Hilarious Elderly Leominster Women Triggers Townsfolk With Letter To Editor Published In Fitchburg Sentinel Blaming Women For Being Sexually Assaulted

Maine Legal Experts Blame Augusta Police For Not Arresting Puddlechode Sex Offender Posting That Pedophilia Should Be Legal, Talking To 14 Year Old Girl At Grocery Store

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