Can’t Jemima Interrupted The Mindy Robinson Podcast To Call Me A Cum Guzzling Cock Sucker And Then Abi The Desk Girl Got Her To Fill Out The Form
I had Mindy Robinson on to talk about the Bill Pulte drama that we’ve both been covering. The video…
Frobo And The Lord Of The Onion Rings Get High As Shit, Pass Out, Wake Up With Cops In Soon To Be Condemned House Because Crotch Fruit Is Moonwalking On The Roof
WFSB: Two people in Ansonia were arrested after police received calls about a little boy on a roof. David Hustek,…
Can’t Jemima Asks Cops To Help Her Find Her Wallet With Medical Marijuana Card Days After Going Full Fuck The Po-lease Because They Arrested Her Chomo Roommate On Warrants
This porkubine goes by AnneMarie Jenkins on Facebook. She’s from Westerly, and she caused quite the buzz earlier…
Billy Buttnugget Pulte Won’t Shut The Fuck Up About Being Stalked By 3 Chicks Who Called Out His Philanthropy Scam Because 1 Guy Posted His Phone Number
Editor’s Note – Uncle Turtleboy will be doing a special Live episode tonight at 6 PM EST with Mindy…
Charlotte McFarland Freaked The Fuck Out On The Judge After He Denied Her Bogus Restraining Order Against Me In Brookline District Court
I had another day in court with Charlotte McFarland, the BLT-123 lunatic who spent two years stalking me, tried…
Scrooge McFuck Direnzo’s Tow Truck Driver Tailgates Dude In Worcester Parking Lot Leading To Classic Worcester Brofest Pissing Match
Yesterday we published yet another blog about Direnzo’s Towing after one of their trucks pounded the rear end of…
I Had To Explain To A Springfield Clerk Magistrate Why Woman Beating Dog Killer Crian Waters Was Eligible For Ratchet Madness And Had To Explain Who Made The Gaffney Memes
I had court with Rian Waters today in Springfield, and have a restraining order hearing tomorrow with Charlotte McFarland….
The Des Moines Register Isn’t Interested In My Tip About A Nun Who Just Adopted 2 Syrian Refugees But Tweeted Something Offensive About Mexicans 8 Years Ago
Shell Shocker just published a blog calling out the disgusting Des Moines Register for smearing a kid who raised…
Direnzo’s Towing Celebrates Hump Day By Pounding Rear Ends On Route 20
Just when you thought Direnzo’s Towing couldn’t possibly get any worse this happens. As if it wasn’t bad enough…
Metrosexual Eric Matthews Attacks Kid Who Raised $1 Million For Children’s Hospital By Digging Up 7 Year Old Tweets, Anheuser-Busch Gutlessly Abandons Him
Source: Iowa’s largest newspaper is in the middle of a firestorm after publishing a report that dug up old, offensive tweets from a…
Only Someone As Stupid As Charlie Baker Would Ban Vaping In A State Where Several Cities Let Junkies Shoot Up At “Safe” Injection Sites
I hate Vaping. Scratch that….it’s actually “Vapers” that torque my scrootles. I got no issue with the act itself….
Reader Email: Admitting That You Actively Read And Support Turtleboy Is The Best Way To Get Out Of Jury Duty
Reader Email: My wife got summoned for jury duty. She had to fill out her confidential juror questionnaire today. We…
Even Though He’s Getting Pretty Boring, You Asked For It, So Here It Is: Copblock Cuck Josh Abram’s Update – Yes, He’s Out Of Jail And Free To Terrorize A Community Near You.
Disclaimer: Josh Abrams is still the scum of the Earth in my humble opinion. I don’t know that will ever…
Shady Ashburnham Dog Breeder Sells Worm Infested Puppy That Dies, Tries Not To Refund The Money, Threatens Grieving Family If They Don’t Take Down Viral Facebook Post
This is a heartbreaking story as yet another family learned the hard way about buying dogs from breeders. Whenever…
Update: SlimJim Shady is Being Sought By Police After Failing To Turn Himself In After Complicity Standing By While His Relapsopotamus Murdered Her Baby With Drugs
We’ve blogged about this recently. You can catch up here. In the least shocking update imaginable, this just…
Salem Snatchsquatch And Dumbass Dad Bond Over Wasting Emergency Resources And Nearly Giving Mom A Stroke In Not-Funny-At-All Fake Rape Prank
And it’s not even April 1st. Union Leader: “Police arrested a father and daughter Tuesday after they allegedly reported to…
Lifetime Grifting Criminal Changes Name From Ali Akbar, Teams Up With Shady Bill Pulte, Accuses Mindy Robinson Of Being A Cheating Porn Star, Gets Invited To White House
This is Ali Alexander. And he is a grifter extraordinaire. No one knew who this shmuck was until last month…
“And Then, One Day, I Realized….How To Give A Fuck.”
I did a livestream Sunday, and towards the end, someone asked me… “Bristol, how did you come to be so…
This Angry Swedish Girl Is Gonna Be So Pissed In 12 Years When Everything’s Fine And She Realizes That Cultist Adults Stole Her Childhood
Everyone’s buzzing about this Greta Thunberg, the emotionally abused and extremely angry 16 year old girl who came to…
Keytar Bear Is A Dick Cheese Who Got Arrested For Shitting In Front Of A Kid In Public, Threatened To Kill Someone, And Left Us An Insane Voicemail And Messages
Last week I published a blog about Keytar Bear, the lovable guy who dresses as Ted and plays music…
