Santa Sex Offender Is Big Mad And Called State Police Because We Called Him Out For Being An Asshole Towards Local Bangor Businesses
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Shamus Shitdick Warns Bangor Area Businesses To “Stay Below My Radar” By Complying With COVID Mandates Or Face The Consequences Of His Cancel Mob
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Mickey Manboobs Waits Until Baby Momma Dies To Try To Get Custody Of Crotch Fruit, Wants TB To Smear Custodial Grandma, Fails To Mention Criminal Background And History Of Dick Pics
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Portland High School Is Bringing Back Jim Crow With Racially Segregated Summer Camp For Students And Teachers Based Entirely On Race And Sexuality
The Portland Public Schools have gone all in on racial segregation. This isn’t an exaggeration either, ever since the…
Mass Woman Murdered In Front Of People At York Beach By Baby Daddy Frequently Posted About BLM And White Privilege, Suggested That “All Lives Matter” Was Inappropriate For Her To Say
Last Friday a Bedford woman named Rhonda Pattelena was murdered by Jeffrey Buchanan, the father of her child, in…
New Dehli Kelly And BLT Barbara Try To Destroy Portsmouth Store With Mob Of Fraudulent Reviews For Selling Don’t Tread On Me Flag
This is Adya Plourde and Rowan Torr from Elliot, Maine. Adya is a self described “woman of color,” is…
Dead Head Hippie Middle School Principal Calls Trump Supporters Little Dicked Goon Squads And Threatened To Fight Them On Facebook
This is Oceanside Middle School Principal (Rockland, ME) Bill Gifford. He’s an asshole who doesn’t understand that the Internet…
Dick Pic Donnie Sends Strange Woman Unsolicited Erection Pic, Convinces Girlfriend His Account Was Hacked
This is Matthew John from Litchfield, Maine. He recently friend requested a woman on Facebook and claimed to know…
Grandma Mimosa Almost Kidnapped By Guy Walking Dogs In Maine But Is Courageous Enough To Make YouTube Video Of Herself Having A Good Time Instead Of Calling The Cops
This is Varvara Harmon, a hiker and artist from Maine. She recently posted about a harrowing ordeal she barely…
Portland Beaver Bandit Says She Was Victim Of Homophobic Hate Crime In Stop & Shop Parking Lot, Says Cops Won’t Arrest Attacker, Facebook Mob Seeks To Destroy His Life
This is Alana Reali from Portland, ME. They were the victim of a traumatizing hate crime/attempted murder whilst out…
Vicky Vicodin Caught Stealing $15K Ring From Old Folks Home She Cleans, Has Been Raising Money For Baby She’s Pretending To Adopt From Meth Head Her Husband Knocked Up
Fox Bangor: A woman accused of stealing a ring valued at more than $15,000 was in a Bangor court Friday…
Melrose Waste Pile Who Killed Dog With Rock And Buried It In Backyard Was A Winchester Middle School Teacher Accused Of Beating His Ex-Wife In 2014
WHDH: A Melrose man is facing animal cruelty charges after allegedly killing his dog in the backyard of his…
Goat Shit Goatee Grandpa Looking For Washed Up Newport Methskanks To Take Noodz Of So Their Boyfriends Can Be Turned On For The Holidays
Attention ladies – if you live in the New Hampshire area and you wanna turn your boyfriend or husband…
Maine SJW Mom Brainwashes 15 Year Old Daughter To Bully Boys At School By Leaving Fliers Calling Them Rapists So She Can Profit Her Non-Profit
I’ve seen this story all over the national news lately out of Maine: Look at that headline by the…
Update: SlimJim Shady is Being Sought By Police After Failing To Turn Himself In After Complicity Standing By While His Relapsopotamus Murdered Her Baby With Drugs
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Relapsipotamus Arrested For Killing Her Baby By Putting Heroin On Gums To Put Her To Sleep Got Out On Bail And Posted A Video Saying She Dindu Nuffin
Bangor Daily News: The Bangor woman who was arrested Tuesday in connection with her 1-year-old daughter’s death allegedly rubbed heroin residue on…
Karl Stetchmarx Arrested For Pretending To Be Licensed Contractor, Not Doing $170K Worth Of Work, Already Lost Custody Of Several Of His 10 Children
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Ginger Hepatitis Lets Skinflute Skinner Boyfriend Beat Her 2 Year Old On Multiple Occasions, Lies To 911 Operator When He Knocks Her Unconscious And Breaks Her Neck About How It Happened
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Tattooed Taint Tongue Bather Takes Off With Badass Seven Hour Long Ink After Not Paying Because It Was A Birthday Present To Herself
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Grizzly Grundlestain Facebook Lives Himself Chasing Guy On Motorcycle He Claims Is A Predator While Going 65 MPH On Maine Side Streets Filled With Kids
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