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Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Round 1: Cheesehog Region – Vote For Which Ratchets Should Advance To Next Round

Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Round 1: Cheesehog Region – Vote For Which Ratchets Should Advance To Next Round

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The results of the first round of voting in the Cheesehog region of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness are in. Here are the ratchets who will be advancing to the next round:

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Couple upsets there. Obviously Busgate parents going down in the first round was shocking. People must really hate Kevin Lynch. I can’t believe the Hamilton Street driveway dumper is out in the first round. She was my sleeper pick for the final four. I mean, she took a friggin dump in a guy’s driveway on video, and when he asked her what she was doing she said, “taking a shit.” That’s the most ratchet thing I’ve ever heard. Sammie Holland pulled off the 12-5 classic. We also almost lost our 1-2 seeds, but the Busgate parents and Joe Amoroso live to see another day. We’ll find out next week if either of them advance to the Sweet 16.

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On to the Cheesehog region now….

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Once again, we’ll be previewing each matchup with a link to a blog about each ratchet in their names, and some of the highlights of how they made it into the field…..

 

Auburn Mall Cheesehogs

The blubber was flying at the Auburn Mall as these cheesehogs exchanged fisticuffs and leaked  their Christmas gravy out of every oriface in front of  a horrified Santa Claus.

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Chicopee Superskag

Drunk driver, kicked Chicopee cop in the balls when she wouldn’t get off her cell phone during OUI stop.

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Trash banshee 

Vile cosplay trashbag steals costumes meant to entertain children.

 

Michelle DuBois

Elected State Rep from Brockton tips off drug dealers that federal agents were conducting a raid, then starts an illegal GoFundMe to profit off of her other illegal activity.

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Alexis Aslanian

19 year old wannabe hardo jumps another woman outside of a bar where she was drinking underage. After the fight she tells the videographer, “gang shit my nigga.” Turns out this is pretty much a weekly occurrence for her.

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Brockton dog beater

Brockton lurchbeast beats her dog until it pees all over her floor on video.

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Gabbie Hebert

Involved in robbery of heroin dealer as getaway driver for ratchet boyfriend who she claims impregnated her. Veteran of the war against North Korea. Known to send naked pics to other guys in unit who she is trying to latch on to.

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Tara Brooks

Webster Square butterball goes on WCVB News complaining about harassment from respected state trooper. Turns out she’s a ranting lunatic who has been hauled off to the looney bin several times, shared condolences for cop killer Jorge Zambrano, and stalked and harassed trooper Holden.

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Plymouth Dumpsterslugs

Perhaps the most well known Facebook con-artists in Massachusetts. Have burned bridges with pretty much everyone they’ve ever had contact with. Destroy places where they live and sell dogs from outside their tent while charging a rehoming fee.

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Katie Giorgio

Insane chick pretends to be a Charlton cop on Facebook, and pretends to know and care about two police officers killed in line of duty. Gets busted after giving a Turtlegram reporter a quote at Ron Tarentino’s funeral, revealing that she doesn’t actually work in Charlton.

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Mary Louise Hill

Junkie girlfriend of guy who killed drug dealer who was probably in the process of banging her when he was killed. More than likely was getting stuffed crust when her boyfriend walked in, she cried rape, and then he hit the victim with a shovel.

 

Samantha Tartaglione

Weymouth chick gets in fight in front of women and small children at Patriot’s championship parade. Turns out she’s already Facebook famous for racist rants.

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Winchendon fight mom

At Murdock High School a local Mom confronts a 16 year old foster child and tells her that her parents don’t love her. Then proceeds to get in hair pulling fight with the 16 year old outside of JV basketball game where her daughter is playing.

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Dorchester hoodbunny

Dorchester chick gets in fight with relative and drags them with her car, killing the other woman. Turns out this chick has been in a fight on Mass Ave in broad daylight against a much larger woman as bystanders were told not to break it up.

 

 

Ashley Losapio

Trashley Losapio, the daughter of a judge, likes to fuck drug dealers because trashy white suburban chicks like this think get a thrill out of it. Her boyfriends brother then murders a cop. Turns out she was previously investigated by the Attorney General by giving up information on state’s witnesses to gangstas. Her boyfriend is later revealed to have scammed many old women out of thousands of dollars and is a deadbeat Dad.

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Sean Bohdiewicz

Former Shrewsbury firefighter fired after trying to bang his 15 year old babysitter while she was sleeping. Later changes name on Facebook and starts price gauging Hatchimals on Facebook at Christmas.

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We will announce the winners tomorrow. Up next is the Chudstuffer region! If you think the choices are hard now, wait until you see what the next few rounds bring. Who is your prediction to win the whole thing and take home the ratchet crown?

 

 

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12 Comment(s)
  • True Reality Speaks
    Ashley's Beach Body Fail
    March 31, 2017 at 7:13 pm

    Still can’t believe you didn’t include the foster mom from Auburn that killed that little girl last summer, or even the bio mom of the little girl who offed herself by OD’ing.

    Is the writer a newbie at TBS? Some of these picks, like Trigglypuff and DuBois are SJWs.

    • Jamma
      April 1, 2017 at 9:16 am

      True. A seperate SJW bracket should follow, Sunshine, boom boom from worcester state, toss triggly and the looney state rep in, MOST every state rep/senator as well: SJWs all.

  • Ryan
    March 31, 2017 at 5:10 pm

    I want a ratchet 3 some with Alexis and Gabbi.

  • Brad
    March 31, 2017 at 2:50 pm

    We really are in the 3rd circle of Hell these days with shit stains like these running around. Do we have any count on how many are on welfare?

    • KimberlyS
      KJDS
      March 31, 2017 at 2:55 pm

      I’m going out on a limb & saying 95% are on some form of welfare.

    • Jamma
      April 1, 2017 at 9:09 am

      Try ALL of them. In one way or another, our tax $ end up with all of these jamokes.

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    March 31, 2017 at 2:20 pm

    I wanted to vote for Gabbie because that ass speaks to me, but the psycho bitch she was up against was WAY more ratchet.

  • Vote 4 Gabbie
    March 31, 2017 at 12:31 pm

    I want Gabbie to win this whole thing. She’s hot!

  • KimberlyS
    KJDS
    March 31, 2017 at 12:01 pm

    Some of these were difficult to choose between. Kind of a toss-up.

    • AH
      April 1, 2017 at 2:29 am

      2 seed should win it all.

  • Rich A
    Ryan
    March 31, 2017 at 11:25 am

    That’s such bullshit my girl in the driveway is out. I’m pissed!

  • light em up
    March 31, 2017 at 11:16 am

    Firties.
    This is so much better than the basketball crap.
    Ratchetball much more fun.

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