Queef Hump Gets Busted By Turtle Rider Abusing Dog Ad Driving Drunk In Leominster During Mid-Day Bender
A turtle rider sent us an email this weekend of her heroic work in preventing some drunken slop donkey…
A turtle rider sent us an email this weekend of her heroic work in preventing some drunken slop donkey…
This is Rachael Porter from Wareham. And as you can probably guess by the pictures, things are about to…
One thing I kind of can’t stand about running Turtleboy is when ratchets try to feel better about themselves…
The Walmart that has made the most appearances on Turtleboy has to be Chicopee Walmart. We’ve written about it…
Who remembers this chick? Her given name is Julie Rocco-Jewels, better known around these parts by Emily Thickinson. She made…
Last week I blogged about two junkies who were caught on film passed out behind the wheel of a…
There’s been a “renaissance” going on in Worcester for the last couple of years, and we’ve all been told…
Meanwhile in Worcester…. In fairness, the guy filming it is a douche too. He left two people who are…
This is Dahiana De La Cruz from Lawrence, a teller for Santander Bank in Methuen. She was on a…
In October a bunch of people sent us links to this Facebook post: A lot of people were asking…
This is Abigail Quintol from Plymouth. She’s a stripper Mom with a whole lot of Google trophies. Assault and…
Breaking News: Grandma Hog Jockey, whose daughter was recently arrested by Worcester Police for robbing an old folks home…
Last week a Fitchburg woman who goes by the name of Ribeye Rhonda announced to the world that she…
Yesterday we published a blog on the hoochie mama who robbed an old folks home in Worcester and assaulted…
Yesterday I published a blog about a Rhode Island couple who wisely decided to list a room in their grimy-looking,…
This is Jeffrey Young from Wareham. He’s an able bodied mechanic who “owns his own business,” but for some…
Do you currently find yourself sleeping on a cardboard mat in the alleyway behind the local laundromat? Huddled up in…
This is Sarah Rockell from Fitchburg. And she’s got some unusual stuff for sale on a bunch of local…
The competition for biggest hardo in Rhode Island if officially over after a local Warwick man named Billy Palazzo,…