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Billerica High School Cheerleaders Assault, Mock, Bully, And Throw A Binder At Girl’s Face In Locker Room For Attempting To Follow Someone’s Boyfriend Rumpleforeskin On IG

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Silly Me, I Missed #RecoveryMonth, So In Honor Of How Well Recovery Works, Here’s Some Footage Of A Bunch Of Junkies Shooting Up Near South Bay Suffolk County Corrections

Bristol Turtlechick / October 29, 2018

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The Next Attention Seeking Pork Grenade Parent Who Posts One Of These Viral “Boo-Hoo, No One Came To My Kid’s Birthday Party” Pictures Should Be Donkey Punched Into Outer Space

North Shore Turtlebabe / October 24, 2018

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Junior Smokeshow Worcester Cop Is Marrying Rosie O’Donnell Who Will Probably Move To Shrewsbury Instead Of Canada Like She Promised Us

South Shore Turtlegirl / October 24, 2018

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Thousands Of Experts Share Facebook Post And Offer Legal Advice To Grafton High School Student Who Says Bullies Called Her A Slut On Bathroom Door

Western Mass Turtlegirl / October 22, 2018

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Gutless Malden High School Principal Chris Mastrangelo Cancels Football Game Against Everett Because Kids Might Get Boo-Boos Against Better Team, But Everett Never Forfeits Soccer Even Though They Can’t Beat Malden

Shell Shocker / October 16, 2018

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The Norwell Police Need To Take A Lap After Falling For The Pumpkin Spice Mafia’s Human Trafficking Urban Legend

South Shore Turtlegirl / October 11, 2018

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Wild Zebra Gentlemen’s Club In Providence Has Given Me Hope That If Blogging Doesn’t Work Out I Still Have Career Options

South Shore Turtlegirl / October 9, 2018

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Nothing To See Here, Just A High School Band Reenacting Execution Of Cops In A Town Where Two Cops Were Just Killed

Western Mass Turtlegirl / October 8, 2018

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Best Friend Ever Pummels And Breaks Chair On Chud Who Smashed His Friend’s Face With A Beer Mug At A Methuen Bar

Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae / October 8, 2018

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Christine Blasey-Ford Has Raised Over $500K With GoFundMe Scam And She’s Obviously Lying About Not Remembering Who Drove Her Home That Night

Shell Shocker / September 28, 2018

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This Sad Big E Camel Giving Up On Life Is Me Every Time I Go To The Big E

Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae / September 26, 2018

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Update: The Easton Police Have Released The Name Of The Mom Being Charged For Leaving Her Baby In The Target Parking Lot

Turtleboy / September 24, 2018

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Medway Police Chief Allen Tingley Sends Email To Dysfuctnional Veterans After They Sent Town Hall A Bag Of Candy Dicks, Demands Name Of Buyer, DV Responds By Sending More Bags Of Dicks

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Pumpkin Spice Mafia Strikes Again – Milford Stop And Shop Is Latest Siting Of Pearl Clutching White Chicks Who Think They’re About To Be Sold Into Sex Slavery By Church People

Shell Shocker / September 20, 2018

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Randolph High School Principal Is Blaming The Cop Who Was Assaulted By Two Students For Falling While Trying To Break Up Fight

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Hundreds Of Pounds Of Mary Jane Keep Floating Ashore In Florida And If The Cops Think We’re Going To Help Identify This Woman “Stealing” Free Pot They Must Be High

Shell Shocker / September 19, 2018

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Dumb People Say Dumb Things About Seal Infestation Video In Truro

Shell Shocker / September 17, 2018

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We Should Be Allowed To Bring Guns In The Water Now That Sharks Are Literally Killing People In Cape Cod

Shell Shocker / September 15, 2018

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The Beauport Hotel In Gloucester Claimed They Lowered Their Rate From $275 To $225 For Lawrence Fire Refugees, Turns Out They Increased It From $188

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Billerica High School Cheerleaders Assault, Mock, Bully, And Throw A Binder At Girl’s Face In Locker Room For Attempting To Follow Someone’s Boyfriend Rumpleforeskin On IG

Silly Me, I Missed #RecoveryMonth, So In Honor Of How Well Recovery Works, Here’s Some Footage Of A Bunch Of Junkies Shooting Up Near South Bay Suffolk County Corrections

The Next Attention Seeking Pork Grenade Parent Who Posts One Of These Viral “Boo-Hoo, No One Came To My Kid’s Birthday Party” Pictures Should Be Donkey Punched Into Outer Space

Junior Smokeshow Worcester Cop Is Marrying Rosie O’Donnell Who Will Probably Move To Shrewsbury Instead Of Canada Like She Promised Us

Thousands Of Experts Share Facebook Post And Offer Legal Advice To Grafton High School Student Who Says Bullies Called Her A Slut On Bathroom Door

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Gutless Malden High School Principal Chris Mastrangelo Cancels Football Game Against Everett Because Kids Might Get Boo-Boos Against Better Team, But Everett Never Forfeits Soccer Even Though They Can’t Beat Malden

The Norwell Police Need To Take A Lap After Falling For The Pumpkin Spice Mafia’s Human Trafficking Urban Legend

Wild Zebra Gentlemen’s Club In Providence Has Given Me Hope That If Blogging Doesn’t Work Out I Still Have Career Options

Nothing To See Here, Just A High School Band Reenacting Execution Of Cops In A Town Where Two Cops Were Just Killed

Best Friend Ever Pummels And Breaks Chair On Chud Who Smashed His Friend’s Face With A Beer Mug At A Methuen Bar

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Christine Blasey-Ford Has Raised Over $500K With GoFundMe Scam And She’s Obviously Lying About Not Remembering Who Drove Her Home That Night

This Sad Big E Camel Giving Up On Life Is Me Every Time I Go To The Big E

Update: The Easton Police Have Released The Name Of The Mom Being Charged For Leaving Her Baby In The Target Parking Lot

Medway Police Chief Allen Tingley Sends Email To Dysfuctnional Veterans After They Sent Town Hall A Bag Of Candy Dicks, Demands Name Of Buyer, DV Responds By Sending More Bags Of Dicks

Pumpkin Spice Mafia Strikes Again – Milford Stop And Shop Is Latest Siting Of Pearl Clutching White Chicks Who Think They’re About To Be Sold Into Sex Slavery By Church People

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Randolph High School Principal Is Blaming The Cop Who Was Assaulted By Two Students For Falling While Trying To Break Up Fight

Hundreds Of Pounds Of Mary Jane Keep Floating Ashore In Florida And If The Cops Think We’re Going To Help Identify This Woman “Stealing” Free Pot They Must Be High

Dumb People Say Dumb Things About Seal Infestation Video In Truro

We Should Be Allowed To Bring Guns In The Water Now That Sharks Are Literally Killing People In Cape Cod

The Beauport Hotel In Gloucester Claimed They Lowered Their Rate From $275 To $225 For Lawrence Fire Refugees, Turns Out They Increased It From $188

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