Drunken Southie Slop Donkey Tries Stabbing Chinstrapped Leprechaun In The Head After Getting Kicked Out Of Haverhill Chinese Restaurant
A couple people sent me a link from a YouTube channel called “Active Self Protection,” showing a drunken boob…
Ox Bar And Grill Throws Manager Under The Bus For Communicating Message They Were Too Gutless To That Everyone Was Fired In A Facebook Post
We have an update on the blog I published earlier in the week about about the Ox Bar and Grill in Oxford, after a…
Ludlow Grundle Gopher BLT-123 Beats Up Other Dude, Tells Cops He Has The Commie Cold, Spits On Them, Says He Wants Their Family To Die From Coronavirus
This is Tami Sexton from Ludlow. As you can see, he’s a BLT-123 who seems to be insane, which…
Leominster Cop Asks Fitchilante “Are You The Turtleboy Sports Guy” After Hunchback Of Total Shame Gets Caught Trying To Bang A 14 Year Old At Target
The Fitchilantes struck again yesterday in the 60mph wind when they caught another would be pedophile trying to bang…
Karen From Medfield Called The Cops And Snitched On The Easter Bunny For Not Social Distancing On His Front Lawn
You know that snitch culture is out of control when someone calls the po-po on the Easter Bunny for…
Breaking News: Karens With “Staying Home Saving Lives” Facebook Filters Save Lives By Calling Sutton Police On “Non Family Groups Playing”
Breaking news out of Sutton!! Holy. Fucking. Shit. Thank God for suburban Karens to alert the public to the…
Ratchet Madness 1 Seed Kylie Kirkpatrick Is Living With Son And Delivering Groceries For Instacart While Out On Recognizance Despite Extra Felony Charge For Child Abuse
It’s been two weeks since California con-artist ratchet Mom Kylie Kirkpatrick was arrested by the Napa Police and charged…
Social Distancing In Dracut: Grizzled Dude Immediately Regrets Decision To Get Out Of Car After Getting A Left Covid Cross To The Face
Meanwhile in Dracut, here is an example of how not to practice social distancing. Boom! Right in the kisser!…
Social Distancing In Springfield: Productive Citizen Gets Shot And Killed In Drive By On Facebook Live 2 Days After Posting About How Real N Words Do Drive Byes
In yet another example of “social distancing don’t work in the hood,” a Springfield man was shot and killed…
Former Blogger Who Shall Not Be Named Shuts Down Turtleboy Store Forcing Turtle Riders To Get Refunds, After David From Attleboro Court Revealed
So it’s come to my attention today that a former blogger who shall not be named shut down our…
My Trashbag Former Student Got Away With Filming Her Boyfriend Raping A 2 Year Old To Sell Kiddie Porn In Worcester Walmart Parking Lot Because The Witness Died
Remember these two trashbags? The two animals who were sexually assaulting a two year old in the backseat of…
Dumbass Andover High School Principal Tweets That School Will Be Serving Fried Chicken, Cornbread, Collard Greens For Black History Month In Failed Racist Attempt To Be Woke
Just when you thought Andover High School Principal Phil Conrad couldn’t bring any more embarrassment to his school after…
Hadassah Rose Is Taking Me To Court For Wiretapping Charges And I Have No Idea What The Hell She’s Even Talking About
It’s been six months since we exposed the horrid conditions at Haddasah Rose’s deplorable, disgusting excuse for a women…
Tewksbury School Committee Member Arrested Because He Wouldn’t Move Seats After Some Asswipe Andover Kids Stole His Jacket
Lowell Sun: Things got heated between School Committee Chairman Keith Sullivan and Andover High School students at an Andover-Tewksbury basketball…
This Kid Who Sucker Punched A Kid In Class At Leominster High School Should Never Be Allowed To Return To School Again
WHDH: A shocking video shows a student walk into a Leominster High School classroom and forcefully slap one of his…
The Raiders Giving A Con-Artist Like Kylie Kirkpatrick Free Super Bowl Tickets Is So Raiders It Hurts
So this happened…. Yes, that’s right the Oakland Raiders continued their long and stories tradition of rewarding criminals and…
Athol Couple’s Totally Real Story About Getting Hit 4 Times By A Truck Driving 60 MPH Is Completely Believable And No One Should Doubt It
Fox 25 News: An Athol couple is warning other drivers after they say their car was pushed off the…
Tittooselah And Grandma Interwebz Start GoFundMe For Springfield Woman Who Filmed Kidnapping Suspect Except They Don’t Know Her And Never Asked
After last night’s story about the kidnapping of the 11 year old girl in Springfield blew up the Internet…
Video Of Springfield Vigilante Chick Chasing Down Shitdicked Kidnapper With 11 Year Old Girl Is The Most Intense Thing You’ll See All Week
An 11 year old girl named Charlotte Moccia was kidnapped in Springfield yesterday. Not the Pumpkin Spice Mafia kind…
Bat Shit Crazy BLT-123 Spits On And Assaults Woonsocket Dollar Store Employee Who Caught Him Stealing
Three things that drastically increase your chances of ending up on Turtleboy are: An out of control BLT-123 The…
