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Counting Down The Top 100 Blogs In Turtleboy 2018, #30-21

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It’s been an interesting year at Turtleboy Sports. When you lose a Facebook page with 112,000 followers, then lose 32 more pages that you built up, and then get blacklisted by Twitter, it’s hard to reach new audiences. Every year we do our list of the top 100 most viewed blogs of the year, so last year’s list was a lot bigger. To show you the effect that social media has on media outlets like Turtleboy none of the blogs form this year would’ve been in the top 10 last year. The 100th ranked blog last year would’ve been 27th this year. But on the bright side we had 8 million people go directly to this year, as opposed to 4 million last year. So people are starting to become less reliant on tech companies and have figured out that they are free to navigate the Internet on their own. With that said, here’s your top 100 blogs of the year.


30. East Boston Restaurant Owner Says We Need The KKK To “Straighten These Monkeys Out,” Endorsed By Marty Walsh, Senator Joe Boncore, Despite Being A Heroin Dealing Mobster Who Got A Liquor License 

27,128 page views



29. West Warwick Ratchet Princess We Blogged About In 2016 Has Graduated From Carnival Fights To Throwing Bottles At Cars On The Highway Nearly Killing A Woman

27,433 page views



28. Two Slugpumps Who Abandoned Their Kids Get Killed By Train Full Of Children While Playing Junkie Frogger On Wareham Tracks, Media Paints Them As Loving Parents

27,541 page views



27. Andover Superintendent’s Son Was Benched, Hockey Coaches Suspended Amid DCF Investigation Paid For Food & Water For Kids On Trip, Sent Email Telling Parents To Pack Food

28,472 page views



26. Family Friendly Cindy’s Ice Cream In Granby Will Never Be The Same After Letting Rapper Troy Ave Shoot A Bootylicious Video There While Awaiting Attempted Murder Charges

29,277 page views



25. Mob Of 50,000 Vapid SJW Vagburgers In LuLaRoe Leggings Facebook Group Is The Most Insane Vigilante Group On The Internet, And They’re Destroying A Mommy Blogger 

29,350 page views




24. Meet The 7 Dorchester Douche Dumplings Arrested For Bike Life Joyride On I-93 And Through The Streets Of Boston

31,315 page views




23. An Open Letter To The Hubristic High Society Hag Who Authored This Asinine Letter To The Editor: Young Struggling Families Aren’t The Problem In Chatham – You Are

32,080 page views




22. Hyannis Hog Gobbler Shits On Deceased Yarmouth Cop, Buys Food Stamps On Facebook, Passed Out In Dunkins Drive Through With Needle In Arm And Kids In Backseat, Forgets To Show Up For DCF Visits

33,318 page views




21. Worst Person Ever: Weymouth Scrotumtoad Joseph DiBlasi Makes Facebook Cover Photo Of Cop Killing Maggot Throwing Rock At Police Officer

34,534 page views



1 Comment(s)
  • Retarded DJ
    December 31, 2018 at 9:04 pm

    Going on Two Decades of War that we Americans didn’t choose, musical award goes to the Boys from AEROSMITH… for their depiction of the Boston Marathon Bombing and it’s Victims. God Bless the innocent and their protectors.

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