Here’s What These 40 Schools Should Do If Babs L’Italien And The SJW Brigade Force Them To Get Rid Of Indian Mascots
Boston Chode: A bill that would ban the use of Native American mascots in public schools in Massachusetts is heading to a public hearing. The bill defines a Native American mascot as a “name, symbol, or image that depicts or refers to an American Indian tribe, individual, custom, or tradition that is used by a public school as a mascot, nickname, logo, letterhead, or team name.”
The bill gives specific examples, including “Indians,” ”Indianettes,” ”Chieftains” and “Braves.”
The bill would prohibit the use of any Native American mascot by a Massachusetts public school. The bill will be heard a 10 a.m. hearing Tuesday by the Legislature’s Education Committee at the Statehouse. Earlier this year, the Gill-Montague Regional School Committee voted to drop Indians as the mascot for Turners Falls High School.
Oh look, another rich white woman with too much time on her hands, trying to fix racism one mascot at a time. Shocking.
Babs L’Italien is the State Senator representing Lawrence, Dracut, Andover, and Tewskbury. And even though one of those four places is basically two steps from becoming Mogadishu, she’s choosing to focus on Tewksbury, where the biggest problem they’ve had in the last 10 years is the Market Basket strike.
Here’s the thing about Babs though – she’s not actually offended by the Tewksbury Redmen mascot. If she was then she wouldn’t have her staff participate in district events right next to a gigantic sign that says, “TEWKSBURY REDMEN”:
If this mascot were really that offensive, she would boycott events there until it was changed. But she doesn’t really care, she’s just doing what all SJWs do – pretending to be offended so they can attach themselves to a cause celebre.
I’m not even gonna get too into how stupid this is, because we’ve been over this a million times before. Native American mascots aren’t mocking Indians. They’re glorifying them because of their strength. That’s why high school mascots aren’t called the “snowflakes.” Because no one is afraid of playing the Cambridge High School Snowflakes. On top of that, Native American people for the most part do not give a shit about the mascots, nor do the legions of Irish people in this country choose to get offended by the Fighting Irish or Celtics logos. If there was a team called the “slave masters,” then yes, that would be a problem. But there isn’t, so this is what rich white people with too much time on their hands fight for instead.
Oh, and you’ll never guess who’s cosponsoring this bill:
Michelle DuBois!! Because….of course she is. Looks like she’s taken a break from tipping off drug dealers that the feds are coming, and now she’s moved on to the next order of business – fixing imaginary racism that no one is offended by.
Anyway, there’s almost 40 high schools that will be forced to change their mascot if this stupid bill passes (which it almost certainly will considering the legions of SJWs that have been elected to the Statehouse, and clearly don’t give a shit what anyone thinks about them since they just voted to give themselves a 40% pay raise). But instead of whining about it let’s give them all new mascots, named after some of the finest ghosts of Turtleboy past……..
Agawam Brownies – Agawam Big E Chudstuffers
Algonquin Tomahawks – Algonquin Streakers
Amesbury Indians – Amesbury Trash Banshees
Assabet Valley Aztecs – Assabet Valley Slugrakes
Athol Red Raiders – Athol Vokstaches
Barnstable Red Raiders – Barnstable Garbags Fuckers
Bartlett Indians – Bartlett Hoodrats
Billerica Indians – Billerica Gangbangs
Braintree Wamps – Braintree Helicopter Parents
Springfield Commerce Red Raiders – Springfield Commerce Strippers
Dartmouth Indians – Dartmouth Popo
Foxboro Warriors – Foxboro Foodstampopotamuses
Grafton Indians – Grafton Life Coaches
Hanover Indians – Hanover Moms Of The South Shore
King Phillip Warriors – King Phillip Naniburgers
Masconomet Chieftans – Masconomet Cheesehogs
Melrose Red Raiders – Melrose Child Abusers
Middleboro Sachems – Middleboro Guttermuppets
Millis Mohawks – Millis Sewer Guppies
Mohawk Trail Warriors – Mohawk Trail Pickle Puffers
Narragansett Warriors – Naragansett Flatbrimmers
Nashoba Chieftans – Nashoba Ratchets
Nipmuc Warriors – Nipmuc Lurchbeasts
North Brookfield Indians – North Brookfield Snowplowers
North Quincy Red Raiders – North Quincy Fupasloths
Pentucket Sachems – Pentucket Poonstachios
Saugus Sachems – Saugus Skagbags
Seekonk Warriors – Seekonk Snatchimals
Taconic Braves – Taconic Titooes
Tantasqua Warriors – Tantasqua Thrusters
Tewksbury Redmen – Tewksbury Hoodbunnies
Turners Fall Indians – Social Justice Warriors (ironically this would be the only time using the word Warriors would be acceptable in a mascot name)
Wahconah Warriors – Wachconah Dumpsterslugs
Wakefield Warriors – Wakefield Wangstas
Ware Indians – Ware Vibrator Bandits
Wayland Warriors – Wayland WANDAS
Winchester Sachems – Winchester White Privilege
Boom. Racism solved.
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