Humorless Hooked On No Funics Mom Vows To Get 5 Teachers Fired For Giving Light Hearted “Award” To Her Son Because He’s Autistic And Doesn’t Get Jokes
I’ve seen a lot of dumb parent outrage on the Internet machine, but this one out of New Bedford…
This Guy’s Got Jokes: Cece Telfer Says He’s At A Disadvantage Kicking The Shit Out Of Women In Track Because Estrogen Makes Him Tired
Back in February we broke the news that a dude named Craig Telfer had become Cece Telfer and was…
Turtlegram “Journalist” Susan Spencer Wrote The Laziest, One-Sided Smear Job Of The Entire Town Of Uxbridge You’ll Ever Read Because They Are Fake News
Susan Spencer is an activist pretending to be a report at the Turtlegram and Gazette. Today she decided…
Brockton’s Biggest Bitch Vanilla Lice Arrested For Assaulting His Own Mother and Mother’s Boyfriend While Wearing FUBU Sneakers
Anyone remember Thomas Scopa, Brockton’s biggest bitch and buttnut loser? He’s the chudnugget who once stole his girlfriend’s cancer GoFundMe….
Twatzilla Calls Beverly Crossing Guard A “Racist Piece Of Shit” For Wearing “Best Crossing Guard Ever” Hat, Organizes Mob To Get Him Fired, Refuses To Apologize
This is Nicole Gendron from Beverly. And as you can see she looks about as fun as genocide. The…
Jussie Smollett Moves To Beverly
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s late night garage podcast is brought to you by our newest advertiser Beard Justice…
Dear Bridget Phetasy: This Numbnuts Keeps Telling People That You Are Me, And I’m Very Sorry.
Dear Bridget Phetasy: I hope this blog finds you well. Actually, I really hope that it finds you at…
Douchebag At Providence Mall WITH A HANDICAPPED PLACARD Parks In Ramp Access Spot Preventing Girl In Wheelchair From Entering Car
It’s been a while since we shamed someone for parking illegally in a handicapped spot. I’ve personally been wicked…
Dysfunctional Veterans Facebook Page Was Removed For An Ad They Paid For That Facebook Approved, Months After Sending Medway Police Chief A Bag Of Candy Dicks
Back in September NSTB wrote this blog about the Medway Police Chief writing a letter to the Dysfunctional Veterans…
Beverly Restaurant Just Got A Shitload Of Free Advertising And Money After Facebook Post Showing Homophobic Letter A Guy Who Doesn’t Exist Sent Them In The Mail
Bonefish Harrys, a seafood restaurant in Beverly, just made a lot of money and got a lot of free…
Pubonic Plague Messaged Manny Moniz’ Girlfriend After He Died From ALS To Tell Her He Was A Piece Of Shit And Hopes Manny Rots In Hell
Bristol did a really nice little blog earlier this week in memory of Manny Moniz, the king instigator of…
West Warwick Wooly Slammoth and Sex Offender Sally Boyfriend Want To Give Your Children Free Fixed Up Bicycles, Nothing Suspicious Here At All.
I try to live my life by a few simple rules. First and foremost is to never drink the water…
Of Course The Manbunned Meat Muncher Who Shot David Ortiz Wears Flat Brimmed Chicago Bulls Hats
The other day they arrested Eddy Féliz García for helping to shoot Big Papi in the Dominican, but not before a…
“Let Em Walk” Walker Dropped A Murder Charge Against Blackstone Baby Killer Erika Murray Because She Thinks A Onesie And Diaper Were Put On A Dead Baby
We published a blog on TB Daily News last night about the latest update in the Erika Murray trial,…
Who Would Fire The Crowd Up Most For Game 7 By Flying The Bruins Flag Tonight?
Had this debate last night during the podcast/live show – who would get the crowd and the Bruins the…
Oberlin College Has To Pay $33 Million For Calling Bakery Victims Racist, Erika Murray Trial Details, Bruins Game 7 Predictions
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s late night garage podcast is brought to you by our newest advertiser Beard Justice…
Racism Patrol Is Mad That A Cop Punched Some Shitbrick In The Head, Turns Out The Cop Is A Former Ratchet With 80K IG Followers Known For Giving Life Advice To Troubled Black Kids
The latest viral police brutality outrage is out of Columbus, where police were responding to calls for shots fired. Some…
Attleboro “Momma Bear” Organizes Facebook Vigilante Mob On Friend’s Niece’s Middle School Based On Unconfirmed Anecdote Of “Hate Crime” Against 6th Grader
There’s not much I hate more than on overbearing mother who uses an unconfirmed anecdote from a kid to…
Baby Momma Says She Wants Chicopee Chudpacker Back Who Killed Her Baby After Leading Cops On Highway Chase, Blames Hospital In GoFundMe
WWLP: A high-speed chase on Interstate 91 ended with at least four people, including a pregnant woman, being taken to…
Rock Em’, Sock Em’ Roid Rage Arrested For Taunton Arson Spree Has 160 Previous Arraignments – Here’s The Highlight Reel
Taunton Gazzette: “TAUNTON – Taunton police have arrested the man they say intentionally set five fires in the city within…
