Democratic Debate Live Blog: Why I’m Voting For Elizabeth Warren And So Should You
Closing thoughts: No one did anything to elevate their profile in the polls People with dicks can get abortions Trump…
Closing thoughts: No one did anything to elevate their profile in the polls People with dicks can get abortions Trump…
The Boston Police shot and killed some shithead the other day after the perp started shooting at them. A…
In an unexpected turn of events, we have added another headstone to the Turtleboy graveyard. The head of the…
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Some folks in People of Leicester Facebook group were trying to find out why their lights went out yesterday…
A turtle rider emailed us yesterday with some inside information about Volodymyr Zhukovskyy, AKA Boris Clitoris, the truck driver who…
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The driver responsible for killing 7 bikers in New Hampshire on Friday afternoon was arrested today. But it looks…
Seven bikers died in a horrific accident with a truck in upstate New Hampshire on Friday. They were part…
The Middleborough Police announced this weekend that they’d arrested a Brockton man set to open a business in their…
Despite Crian Waters having his lawsuit against Turtleboy thrown out by a judge, AND having that same judge make…
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Here’s your douchebag handicapped spot thief of joy du jour out of Sturbridge. As you can see, this individual…
Judge Mulqueen issued her ruling today dismissing Rian Waters stupid, time wasting lawsuit against us in a scathing,…
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This grimy ball of transfat and pubic hair is Josh Russell from somewhere in Texas. He’s evidently moved to…
I mentioned this on the podcast, but I haven’t written about it yet because I didn’t want to do…
Here’s the least predictable news ever: She was not guilty the moment she got Janet “Let em walk” Walker…