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We ALWAYS win, but we like to do it the right way – ya know, with a smidgen of dignity….
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Unlce Turtleboy Murdered Tony Deyoung In A Rap Battle On The Geico Turtleboy Live Show Last Night Want to advertise…
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Tony Deyoung Accepted Our Offer To Challenge Uncle Turtleboy In Freestyle Battle, Then Pussed Out When We Wouldn’t Promote His…
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Calm down, Porky, it’s not Black Friday yet! Help ID This Swampscott Swamp Donkey Who Pushed An Elderly Man To…
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Truss him up like a turkey and stick a fork in ’em, he’s done …
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