The Patriots Don’t Lose To Teams Full Of Ratchets Like The “We Live” Gutterslugs Known As The Pittsburgh Steelers
Turtleboy was pretty nervous about the Steelers. Then we saw the Antonio Brown “We LIIIVEEE” Facebook Live video, and realized…
Worcester Bar That Served 19 Year Old Double-Fisting Ratchet Is Disgraced Former State Rep John Fresolo’s Rocky’s, Which Was Just Suspended 7 Days For Serving Minors
It turns out that 19 year old Alexis Aslanian was served at Rocky’s Food and Sprits, a bar owned by…
Meet Alexis Aslanian: The Webster Chick From The Water Street Fight Video Who Was Celebrating Her 19th Birthday Getting Served Underage And Wants Us To Take The Blog Down
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Two Worcester Cheeshogs Engage In Cat Fight To Decide Who Is The Ratchet Queen Of Water Street
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Cop-Hating Ratchet Thinks It’s Illegal That We Used Her Comment In The Blog, Threatens To Shoot Us, Spends Fifteen Hours Fighting With Turtleriders Instead Of Watching Her Kid
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Earl Thomas, Who Gave Up Huge TD Against The Patriots In The Super Bowl, Says Tom Brady Would Get Destroyed In His Crapbag Division
Earl Thomas didn’t play yesterday and his his team was eliminated from the postseason. Didn’t stop him from talking ridiculous…
Brockton Whackjob Announces She’s Going on Hunger Strike Until Her Convict Son Is Freed – SSTurtlegirl May Have Just Found The Craziest Family In Brockton EVER
Pro tip: If you’re fuck-all crazy just get off the Internet. Better yet, don’t tell the whole city of Brockton…
This Stupid Anti-Police “Art” Is Finally Being Taken Down In The U.S. Capital, Can’t Figure Out How Democrats Lost The House
This Stupid Anti-Police “Art” Is Finally Being Taken Down In The U.S. Capital, Can’t Figure Out How Democrats Lost The…
Former W. Boylston Teacher Arrested By Homeland Security After Sending Bomb Threats To Every School In Holden Has Been Messaging Us Crazy Shit For Months
The former West Boylston teacher who was arrested at Logan airport after sending bomb threats to pretty much every school…
Twisted Ginger Kevin Weismore’s Affidavit Confession Of Murdering TJ Allen Is The Most Insane Superman Story You Will Ever Hear, And How The Cops Caught Him Is Fascinating
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The Mommy Mailbox Fupasloth And A Failed Substitute Teacher Crashed Turtleboy Live Premier And Got Destroyed By Hundreds Of Turtle Riders
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Turtleboy Facebook Live Show Starts Friday – Here’s Tonight’s Pilot Episode And How You Can Interact With The Turtles
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This Agawam Drunkard Absolutely Deserved To Get His Ass Beat, And These 3 Cops Should Be Reinstated Immediately And The Chief Should Step Down
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Canada Wants To Help You Prove You’re Not a Racist
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TJ Allen’s Former Classmate Led Police To His Body, Facebook Detectives Speculate On Who The Murderer Is
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Anonymous Southbridge Teachers Telling State Investigators That Puerto Ricans Can’t Learn Because Of Inbreeding Is The Most Southbridge Thing Ever
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Dumb White Girl From Lincoln Who Writes For SB Nation Says Patriots Fans Can’t Root For Them Anymore Because Brady And Belichick Support Trump
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Southbridge Receiver Superintendent Sent Every Child A Letter Urging Them To Resist Donald Trump, Says 2017 Has “More Uncertainty” Than Any Time In History
Southbridge Receiver Superintendent Sent Every Child A Letter Urging Them To Resist Donald Trump, Says 2017 Has “More Uncertainty” Than…
Douglas Fupasloth Arrested For Driving Intoxicated And High With Infant In Car At 1 PM, Crashing Into Mailboxes, Defends Her Honor On Douglas PD Facebook Page
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Thanks To Turtleboy Blog The Genius Selling Stolen Inspection Stickers On Facebook Is Being Investigated By The RI State Police
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