Make This Hampshire Snowflake Into A Meme – Best Caption Wins Free Turtleboy T-Shirt
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Salem State Took Down Entire Art Exhibit Because A White SJW Snowflake Was Triggered By This Painting Of KKK Ghosts
Art and history are now triggering for SJW’s, and censorship is well on the way on college campuses!! Want to…
Watching Tom Brady Attempt To Block Is The Funniest Thing We’ve Ever Seen In A Patriots Game
This was the funniest thing we’ve ever seen happen during a Patriots game. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us…
Another Holyoke SJW “Found” A Swastika On A Dumpster And Says She’s “Horrified” By Something She Might Have Done Herself
If you’re horrified because someone drew a swastika on a dumpster, then you should probably go do a tour in…
Woman With A Bunch Of Cats Posts About How One Of Them Died Because She Never Fed Them, Has Plenty Of Excuses Though
Pro-tip: Don’t post full fledged confessions about starving your cat to death on social media, especially if you are a…
Holyoke Mayor Alex Morse Wrote An Email To Supporters Asking To Donate $ To His Campaign Because Of “Threatening” Letter He Wrote To Himself
Right on cue Holyoke Mayor Alex Morse sent an email out to his supporters asking them to fork over cash…
Trigglypuff And Hampshire Students Will Be Harassing Local Businesses All Day Because A Blog Called Them Out On Their Bullshit
As if we needed more proof that social justice warriors are gutless cowards with too much time on their hands….
Triggered Hampshire College Students Run To The Cops After Being Confronted By Scary American Flags
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Springfield Mayor, Turtle Riders Showing Up To Hampshire College To Protest Snowflake Freaks Like This Who Are “Afraid” Of American Flag
Hampshire College isn’t a real school. It’s just a collection of freaks and highly paid administrators who give in to…
All These Dumb White People Praising Castro Today Really Just Hate America And Wouldn’t Last Five Minutes In Castro’s Cuba
Only a complete moron would have anything nice to say about Fidel Castro now that he is dead. Sadly, many…
Couple Caught Boning In Car With 6 Year Old Kid After Eating McDonalds Says They Were Cuddling, Has Same Last Name As Brookfield Boners
Nothing to see here folks – just a couple of winners eating McDonald’s and having sex with their kid in…
Worcester Wal-Mart On Black Friday At 1:30 AM – A Magical Journey Of Pajama Pants, Small Children, Big Screen TV’s, And Debauchery
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Does This Look Like A Spencer Chick Who Was Arrested For Cutting Her Boyfriend’s Balls In A Sturbridge Motel Room They Were Squatting In?
Does This Look Like A Spencer Chick Who Was Arrested For Cutting Her Boyfriend’s Balls In A Sturbridge Motel Room They…
Morons Are So Mad At This Worcester Ratchet Who Is Price Gouging Hatchimals And We Are Siding With The Ratchet
People are fired up that this ratchet is selling Hatchimals for $300, and for ocne we are siding with the…
Springfield Ratchet Mom Spits On Son’s Teacher, Bites Cop, Demands To Be Arrested By Black Cop, Morons On Facebook Defend Her And Blame The School
A Springfield school was put on lockdown after some ratchet Mom spit on and assaulted a teacher, hit some cops,…
Butthurts Are Boycotting 100.1 FM The Pike And Smokestack Urban Barbecue Again
Smokestack Barbecue and 100.1 FM the Pike have been receiving boycott threats from Turtleboy butthurt-induced trolls again!! Here’s our podcast…
Danielson/Webster “Mom” Arrested After Starving, Toothless, Diapered, 3-5-6 Year Old Children Discovered Living With Child Sex Abuser Boyfriend
A Danielson/Webster Woman was arrested after DCF found her mute, malnourished, dehydrated 3, 5, and 6 year old kids in…
Hampshire College Student Threatening To Attack Any Classmates Who Voted For Trump And Won’t Give Her Reparations On PayPal
A Hampshire College student named Breann Lasone is threatening to fight anyone on campus who voted for Donald Trump, and…
Hampshire College Snowflake Defending Burning Of USA Flag, Taking Flag Down Permanently, Is LOL Funny
Hampshire College has taken the American flag down after snowflakes burned it, and one of the students leading this movement…
Lovebirds Caught Boning Midthrust Outside Of Brookfield Elementary School Should Probably Finish Quicker Next Time Or Wait Until It’s Warm Out
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