Possibility Of A Meaningful Bills-Patriots Game In Week 17 Is Arousing My Turtle
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Check out more hot takes from Dubsism Serious question – should the New England Patriots even try for…
Turtleboy Toys For Tots Just Showed Hippy Protesters How To Actually Make A Difference By Donating Insane Amount of Toys, Cash To Lucky Dog Music Hall
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Check out more hot takes from Dubsism Yesterday we broke the story about how some slug…
I Could Watch Cincinnati Bengals Emasculate Johnny Manziel’s Cleveland Browns All Day
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Check out more hot takes from Dubsism I could watch Johnny Manziel get emasculated like he…
Smith College President Apologizes For Saying “All Lives Matter” In Email To Students
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Check out more hot takes from Dubsism Just when I thought the protesters couldn’t get any…
Lucky Dog Music Hall’s Toys For Tots Robbed By Biggest Scumbags Ever, Let’s Find Them
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Check out more hot takes from Dubsism Update: Lucky Dog Music Hall will be open at…
Dutch Idiot Crashes Crane Into Neighbor’s House During Hilarious Botched Marriage Proposal
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Check out more hot takes from Dubsism Time: Let this be a cautionary tale to all you…
UMass Professor Max Page Wants To Get Rid Of Football Because It’s Too Violent, Also He Hates Freedom
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Check out more hot takes from Dubsism Apparently at UMass some slug rake named Max Page…
Exposing the Annoying Nature of 20 Popular, Yet Terrible Christmas Songs
By J-Dub In an attempt to further introduce myself to the readers of TurtleBoy Sports, I thought it might be…
Turtleboy Rides Along With Worcester Police To Investigate Hippy Protester Claims Of Brutality
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Check out more hot takes from Dubsism So with all this talk about police brutality and…
Turtleboy Sports 2014 Naughty List Christmas Special
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Check out more hot takes from Dubsism The Turtleboy Sports Revolution is officially one year old….
Angry Facebook Man Goes On Hilarious Rant On Worcester Police For Pulling Him Over For No Inspection Sticker
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Check out more hot takes from Dubsism If you ever wanna feel better about yourself and…
England Is Mad At LeBron James For Touching Kate Middleton, Prince William Before Showering And I Don’t Know Who I Hate Most In This
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Check out more hot takes from Dubsism Basketball player LeBron James may have scored a slam…
Ben Edelman, Harvard Professer Suing Chinese Restaurant For $4 He Was Overcharged On Takeout, Makes Late Push For Turtleboy’s Naughty List
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Check out more hot takes from Dubsism It figures that the FIRST week after we publish…
Columbia, Georgetown, Harvard Law Students Want Delay In Final Exams Because They Always Have Been And Always Will Be a Joke
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Check out more hot takes from Dubsism CBS: Minority students at three prestigious law schools say…
I Couldn’t Care Less That America Tortured Terrorists
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Check out more hot takes from Dubsism So everyone’s all fired up now because the Senate…
Fake Rape Story: Rolling Stone, Jezebel, Gawker Get To Walk Away From Making Up Story About UVA Fraternity
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New England Patriots Overcome Bieber, Refs, Beach Chargers, Get Ready For Seahawks Or Packers In Super Bowl
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Call Me “African-American” One More Time…I Dare You
By J-Dub Well, that didn’t take long. My post about Ferguson has been up for a few days, and but…
Don’t Like Police? Here Are Some Countries You Might Like
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Check out more hot takes from Dubsism I promised Turtle Boy I would write a blog…
Boston Red Sox Should’ve Signed Jon Lester And Anyone Who Says Otherwise Is A Moron
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Check out more hot takes from Dubsism By now Boston Red Sox fans have heard the sad news. Jon…
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