The Mainstream Media Can’t Stop Embarrassing Itself: Reports That Fotis Dulos Killed Himself, Then Says “Psych” And Claims He Might Still Be Alive
Two weeks ago Fotis Dulos was arrested for the murder of his ex-wife Jennifer Dulos, he bonded out of…
Uxbridge Police Forced To Detain “Can I Speak To The Manager” Millville Police Chief After Assaulting A Cop, Creating A Disturbance, Nearly Getting Tased
This is Millville Police Chief Ronald Landry. He recently took a trip to Florida where he purchased a vintage…
Chicopee Jizz Volcano Sexually Harasses Dozens Of Women Over Period Of Years, Acquires Zero Poontang, Keeps Trying Anyway
This is David Strycharz from Chicopee. As you can see, he needs a cleanup crew to follow him around wherever…
Swansea Swampfupa Tries To Cash Fraudulent Check She Made Drawn On Local Business Account, Forgets To Use Fake ID
Pro tip – if you’re gonna write a fake check from a business account you’re trying to rip off,…
Turtlegram And Gazette Steals Our Story About Kiddie Porn Principal, Has Their Lawyers Threaten Me 24 Hours After Tagging Them On Twitter
Yesterday Turtleboy broke the news that former Holden Elementary School Principal Mark Aucoin got busted with kiddie porn and…
Courts Ignored Trashbag NYC Cop And Slampig Fiance’s Documented Abuse Of Murdered 8 Year Old Boy And His Brothers, Awarded Them Custody, Coached Kids To Lie
Meet Michael Valva and his fiance Angelina Paulina from Long Island He’s a cop and she’s the trashbag Carol…
I Confronted Bucket Boy At His Job At The Market Basket Deli, And He Hid In The Back Crying About Harassment, South Shore Justin Is Horrified By Our Past Antics
Last night’s show went off the rails really quickly, even for us. Justin’s reaction sums everything up pretty nicely right…
Vapid Ginger Twat Fungus From Washington Post Commemorates Kobe Bryant By Calling Him A Rapist And Then Whining That People Are Being Mean To Her
I never had anything against Kobe Bryant, despite the fact that he played for the Celtics arch-rival, beat us…
Well-Respected Former Principal Of Davis Hill Elementary School In Holden Arrested For Kiddie Porn
So this happened in my backyard on Thursday morning: The Holden Police Department received information that a resident was…
We Got Our Hands On The David Leavitt Police Call Tape After Target Tori Wouldn’t Let Him Steal A Tooth Brush And He Managed To Sound Like A Bigger Queef
We have obtained the call to the cops that shitdick David Leavitt made from the Swansea Target after they…
Rian Waters Emailed Me In An Attempt To Procure My Home Address, Make Up New Horrendous Allegations About The Mother Of His Child, Is Threatening To Take His Bullshit Story To Hollywood
Objectively speaking, I dislike Rian Waters. I can readily find no redeeming qualities within him, not even if I try….
Guy Claiming To Be Aaron Hernandez’ High School Butt Buddy Lied Repeatedly During Netflix Documentary About Being Star Quarterback
The Aaron Hernandez Netflix documentary was your typical bullshit – three hours of making excuses for why one of…
Rizzy’s Backup Dancer’s Sister Who Says She Got Beaten By Dude Outside Salem Bar Was Actually The Instigator According To Video Evidence
In October a bunch of people sent us links to this Facebook post: A lot of people were asking…
I Had To Explain To Gerry Callahan And Dave Cullinane What The Purpose Of Dick Pics Are And Things Got Awkward
Today was my fourth time on the Gerry Callahan podcast as I’m pretty much the Thursday guy now. I’ve…
Dear Leominster High School Students Blowing Up Our Inbox Defending Your Violent Thread With Doctored Pictures Of Racist Comments I Never Made: Stop Being Dumb
I rarely use IG, and mostly use it to upload pics of my crotch fruits when my Facebook page…
Anselmo Morales-Torres Takes His Pet Idiot Bucket Boy To Harass Cops, Bucket Boy Gets Arrested And Accidentally Pants’d By NJ State Police In Glorious Takedown
Rhode Island’s biggest whining pussy and resident accused rapist and cop tormentor Anselmo Morales-Torres and his merry band of imbeciles…
Trackmardi B Says She’s The Victim Of Discrimination After Telling Brazilian McDonald’s Employees In Plymouth To Go Back To Their Country For Not Inhaling Her Toxic Fumes
This is Abigail Quintol from Plymouth. She’s a stripper Mom with a whole lot of Google trophies. Assault and…
Dr. Diddler Continues Practice As “Life Coach” Who Interferes In Psycho DCF Dad’s Custody Case After License Is Suspended In Light Of Sexual Abuse Allegations, Injecting Patients With Ketamine
Dr. Keith Ablow (it’s pretty generous to even call him that now), sure hates women. And leggings. As a contributor…
Fudge Dragon Felicia Arrested For Dumping 8 Times In Natick Parking Lot, Becky Brigade Blames Trump And Metrowest Daily News For Reporting It
Check out this shit: At least eight times since early December, the owner of the Natick Outdoor Store made an…
This Kid Who Sucker Punched A Kid In Class At Leominster High School Should Never Be Allowed To Return To School Again
WHDH: A shocking video shows a student walk into a Leominster High School classroom and forcefully slap one of his…
