Multiple Victims Come Forward After Women Beating Piece Of Shit From Sandwich Gets Arrested Again For Kicking The Shit Out Of A Woman
This is Robert Sullivan from Sandwich. On Monday, he was arrested for punching his girlfriend in the stomach,…
Acrobat Goes Acrosplat Hot Doggin On Wheel Of Death At Barnstable Fairgounds
If you haven’t seen the video of the acrobat falling off “wheel of death” at the Barnstable Fairgounds in…
Scumbag Falmouth Dad Tries To Orchestrate Coverup To Protect Hockey Star Son After 2 Teens Charged With Viciously Beating Franklin Boy In August, School Takes No Action Despite Charges
Editor’s note: The print version of the newspaper states that the police chief charged the parent initially, and the…
I’m Not Saying This Elderly Sea Hog Who Robbed A Falmouth Small Business Of $400 Worth Of Clothing Is Granny McStickyfingers But If It’s Not Then There Is A Geezer Epidemic On Cape Cod
Over the weekend a small business in Falmouth got robbed blind and the person they’re looking for probably isn’t…
Netflix And Fentanyl Asks Falmouth Facebook Group For Cash So 17 Year Old Crotch Fruit Can Have Christmas, Turns Down Offers For Help 2 Months After Meth Fender Bender
Thanksgiving has come and gone which can only mean one thing – Tis the season for single mom “my…
Fentanyl Fredo Takes Nude Sociable Through Yarmouth While Out On Bail For Attempted Murder, And Indecent Assault And Battery On Child And Pregnant Woman
This is Robert Dube from Falmouth. He’s a career criminal shitbag who was recently charged with a whole bunch…
Falmouth Fuckweaseles Caught Breaking Into Over A Dozen Cars Go Full Dindu Nuffin, Claim Stolen Items Were All Gifts
Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but a couple junkpumps were arrested down in Brockton by the Sea…
Suboxone Sleeping Beauty Vows Deformation Lawsuits After Video Of Him Passed Out At Falmouth Library Gets Shared On Facebook Group
Criminal apologist Rachael Rollins is attempting to use her position as a District Attorney to basically legalize heroin throughout…
Gloryhole Gloria Who Sells Tons Of Name Brand Stuff That’s “Too Big” And Sticks Drugs Up Her Funhouse Wants To Clean Your House In Wareham For $20
This is Kristin Sullivan from Falmouth. In 2014 someone by that name (and with that unique spelling) from Falmouth…
Fupacho Grande Has Lived The Life Of Luxury On Martha’s Vineyard Despite Discrimination, Oppression, And Bullying From MAGA Hats
We found Fupacho Grande’s Facebook page (the illegal immigrant laardvark who lost her mind and tried to take a…
Fupacho Grande Is An Illegal Immigrant Who Got Picked Up By ICE And Says She’s The Victim Because A MAGA Hat Made Her Attack A Stranger At Falmouth Mexican Restaurant Because She Felt Bullied
Looks like the Falmouth Fupacho Grande made a very, very poor decision last week when she tried to take…
Falmouth Fupacho Grande Goes Full Queefnado On Dude In MAGA Hat
Some poor guy in Falmouth went out to eat at a Mexican restaurant the other day and he decided…
Falmouth Protesters Demand Plow Driver Be Arrested For Plowing Snow That Got Them Wet While Standing Right Next To The Road
Protesters in Falmouth are really, really mad at a plow driver for doing his job. Video in link here. A…
Chudnugget Freddy Doyle Runs Falmouth Road Race In “Save Tsarnaev” T-Shirt Because He Wants Attention And Now He’s Got It
If you’re looking for us on Twitter all of our accounts have been deactivated and we are permanently banned for…
The Bootleg Reporter Who Defended The Falmouth Attempted Cop Killer Also Makes Music Videos And They Are The Most Cringeworthy You Will Ever See
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Bootleg Attention Seeking “Reporter” Family Member Of Perp Who Shot Two Falmouth Cops Blabs On For 8 Minutes About What A Good Kid The Cop Shooter Is
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Homeless Falmouth DCF Gravy Dumpster Mom And Able-Bodied Fiance Who Lost Kid After Feeding Him To Pit Bull Needs Help With Apartment Even Though She’s On Food Stamps And SSDI, And Can Afford Diamond Rings
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Cape Cod Gangsta Rapper Holla Akbar Got Arrested AGAIN For Selling Crack Cocaine While In Court Facing Previous Charges Of Selling Cocaine Just Days After New Album Dropped
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Legendary Self-Described Best Rapper On The Cape, Holla Akbar, Arrested For Selling Cocaine To Falmouth PD Undercovers Proclaims Innocence On Facebook
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Scumbag Steals Priceless Memorial Of Brother’s Suicide And Family Needs Your Help Finding It
It takes a special kind of lurch beast to steal a memorial dedicated to a family member who lost their…
