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Huffstool Sports Editor Keith Markovich Published Blog Submitted By Twitter Troll Shitting On Kirk Minihane For Being White
Huffstool Sports was at it again yesterday, except instead of raising money to bail rioters out of jail they…
Basic Barstool Bitches Encourage Mobs To Burn Down Police Stations, Blame Kirk Minihane For Systemic Racism, Call Out Drew Brees For Supporting The Flag
The other day Dave “El Prez” Portnoy called into the Kirk Minihane Show to cry about Turtleboy pointing out…
El Prez Called Into Kirk Minihane’s Live Stream To Complain That Turtleboy Exposed That His Company Is Raising Money For Domestic Terrorist Groups
Let me start by saying that I have nothing but respect for Dave “El Prez” Portnoy. He invented entertainment…
Why Are Barstool Sports Employees Raising Money For Looters And Rioters?
Celebrities are all donating to the bail fund for rioters looting businesses, attacking and killing cops and business owners,…
Ginger Bee Sting Allergy Chelsea Clinton Shits On Kirk Minihane After He Announces He’s Getting Help For Suicidal Thoughts
My close personal friend Kirk Minihane announced over the weekend that he was taking time off for his mental…
Joe Curtatone’s Lawsuit Against Kirk Minihane Gets Dismissed, Internal Emails Show Hacks Wasting Taxpayer Money Because The Mayor Got Catfished
Seven months ago Somerville’s assbag Mayor Joe Curtatone continued to make a fool of himself by suing Kirk Minihane…
Kirk Minihane Said That I’m A Passive-Aggressive Cunt For Not Liking Crank Phone Calls And Updates On Who Is The VP Of The Minifan Club
Last week I made my debut on the Gerry Callahan podcast and Kirk Minihane isn’t happy about it apparently….
Kirk Minihane And The Minifans Just Discovered Washed Up Rapper Talib Kweli This Weekend And It’s Turned Into A Four Day Shitshow Of Baseless Racist Allegations With No End In Sight
Almost three years ago washed up rapper Talib Kweli got into a tweet beef with Turtleboy, in which he…
Vote For Turtleboy To Be The Cohost Of The Gerry Callahan Podcast Launching January 6
If you listened to the Kirk Minihane Show yesterday you heard Gerry Callahan on there breaking the news about…
Queefler Elf Editor At Huffstool Sports Won’t Promote Interview Kirk Minihane Did With Donald Trump Jr On A Barstool Podcast Because He’s Petrified Of Deadspin
Donald Trump Jr. has been doing a tour recently promoting his book Triggered,” and has appeared on both right…
Will WEEI Pretend That Their Morning Show Producer’s Wife Didn’t Publicly Shame Her Husband For Having An Affair With A Spicy Former Intern On IG?
This is WEEI morning show producer Chris Curtis. I’ve got no beef with Chris, and I can say he’s…
Man Boobed Fall River Barstool Sports Employee Says Cancel Culture Isn’t Real And You Only Lose Your Job If You Rape Someone
This episode of The Turtleboy Live show is brought to you by the good folks over at Garage Doors…
Hundreds Of Minifans And Turtle Riders Unite For Kirk Minihane-Bob Murchison Peace Vigil, Murchison No Shows, Some Argue That This Is A Cult
Today was supposed to be a day for peace, love, and unity in the town of Sherborn. It was…
Yes, I Will Be At The Bob Murchison-Kirk Minihane Prayer Vigil In Sherborn Tomorrow
Some people have asked if I’ll be at the Bob Murchison-Kirk Minihane prayer vigil at the Sherborn peace abbey…
The WEEI Jimmy Fund Fundraiser Made $1 Million Less Than Last Year Because Bob Murchison And Shirley Leung Don’t Mind Hurting Kids With Cancer If It Means They Can Censor Opinions They Don’t Like
One of the things Kirk and Callahan were the best at at WEEI was raising money for the Jimmy…
Pathological Liar Says Last Night’s Podcast With Real Combat Veteran Was A “Big Mistake,” Yet He Cuckolded Davey Mouse Portnoy Into Controlling Huffstool’s Content
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s Light Night Garage Podcast is brought to you by the good folks over…
Dildo Stain Is Calling The Cops And His Lawyer On Anyone Who Questions His Extremely Questionable Claims About Invading Iraq In 2003
This is Benjamin Allbright. And he is the worst person in the universe. According to his Twitter bio…
WEEI Forcing Poor Greg Hill To Lick Sam Kennedy’s Jizz Berries In Order To Please The Red Sox Is The Worst Radio You’ll Ever Hear In Your Life
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s Light Night Garage Podcast is brought to you by the good folks over at…
