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Getdicks And Chillinger Bring Newborn Semen Demon To Rob Southbridge Gas Station While Trying To Get Baby Momma He Choked Out To Let Him See Other Crotch Fruit

Uncle Turtleboy / June 24, 2021

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Krakow Cracker And Scissors Sarandon Accuse Webster Police Of Beating Up Black Innocent Black People But Falls Apart After Other Witnesses Expose They’re Lying

Uncle Turtleboy / May 11, 2021

This is Addison Brown from Webster. Yesterday she posted in a local Facebook group that she witnessed the Webster…

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Manbun Moses Who Robbed The Same Webster Convenience Store Twice In A Week Has Come Quite A Long Way From When I Used To Catch Him Smoking In The Bathroom

Uncle Turtleboy / September 10, 2020

Pro tip – if you’re gonna rob convenience stores with notes that say you have a gun in order…

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Teacher Being Investigated By Dudley-Charlton Superintendents For COVID/School Shooting Facebook Posts Attended BLM Protest In Webster With No Social Distancing And Lack Of Masks

Uncle Turtleboy / August 13, 2020

Earlier today we published a blog about some teachers in Dudley comparing school shootings to COVID. One of the…

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Social Justice Warriors

Disgraced Southbridge Teacher Fired For Sending Kid Noodz Says He Was The Victim Of Yet Another Fake Hate Crime At Charlton’s Dresser Hill Ice Cream And Seafood

Uncle Turtleboy / July 17, 2020

This is Joseph Zuniga from Webster. As you can see he is a politically outspoken BLM activist. And coincidentally…

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Cowardly Virtue Signaling Webster Police Chief Humiliates Himself By Lying Face Down With Hands Behind Back Next To “I Can’t Breathe” Sign In Order To Appease Mob Of Protesters

Uncle Turtleboy / June 6, 2020

This happened at a BLM protest in Webster today. That is police chief Michael Shaw, who has only had…

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Nudniks

Chud From Leominster Coronavirus Twisted Tea Gang Bang Party Sent Me Another Video Of Him And The Homies Partying In Large Groups While Dropping N Bombs Freely

Uncle Turtleboy / April 13, 2020

Last week I published a blog about some morons in Leominster who thought it would be wise to post…

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Petey Pubestache Starts Fundraiser After Staying Home Sick From Dunkin Donuts Job, Complains About Evil Corporations While Whining That Dunkins Won’t Stay Open Past 7

Uncle Turtleboy / March 28, 2020

This is Forrest Smith from the Thompson, CT area. He’s an aspiring singer with a sob story. Shocking, I…

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Hoodboogers And Hardos Defend Pubic Neckbear Chia Pet With Legendary Street Name On Webster Police Facebook Page After High Speed Chase With Replica Gun

Uncle Turtleboy / March 7, 2020

Check out this winner featured on the Webster Police Facebook page yesterday. If Webduh had a face….

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If You Let 2 Zanny Zombies Smoke A Cigarette In Your Car Outside Of The Webster Dollar Store Then You’re Probably Going To Get Kidnapped And Driven Around Dudley

Uncle Turtleboy / December 9, 2019

If you’ve ever thought about helping people who appear to be in need, here’s why that’s a bad idea….

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Hoodrat Heroes

According To The Police Scanner The Cops Are Looking For A Very Turtleboy Famous Webster Hoodrat Whose Mom’s Car Was At The Scene Of A Failed Shooting This Morning

Uncle Turtleboy / January 9, 2019

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Mass Health Mastadon Admits To Being In Truck With Previously Turtleboy Famous Gutter Swine Who Is Wanted By Police After Hijacking Car At Gun Point, Leading Webster And MSP On High Speech Chase Into Worcester

Uncle Turtleboy / November 29, 2018

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Girthzilla Keeps Posting As Wellness Dental’s Facebook Page, Now Threatening To Call Webster Police For “Horsement” And Deformation For Comments About Pot And Food Stamps

Uncle Turtleboy / November 27, 2018

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Irony: Gina “Fleestone Light” Giovangelo Won $200K In A Car Accident Personal Injury Settlement, Arrested By Webster PD Just Weeks Before Plopping Out Kid #3

Uncle Turtleboy / November 13, 2018

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Webster Diabeetus Dumpling Asks Turtleboy To Share GoFundMe To Get Apartment So She Can Get Kid Back Because She Doesn’t Understand How Turtleboy Works

Uncle Turtleboy / November 8, 2018

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Princess Pall Mall Lights Cigarette Next To Oxygen Tank, Burns Down Section 8 Webster Apartment, Kills Birds, Starts GoFundMe But Doesn’t Tell People It Was Her Fault

Uncle Turtleboy / October 29, 2018

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Gina “Fleestone Light” Giovangelo, Who Can’t Drive Because She Killed A Woman While Drunk In 2010 And Recently Led Cops On 6 Day Manhunt, Is Looking For Free Baby Shit In Wellesley Because Two Raw Dog Trophies Isn’t Enough

Uncle Turtleboy / October 23, 2018

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Turtleboy Investigates

Webster Gym Owners Sell Clients Discounted Yearlong Membership Knowing They’re Selling The Business, Don’t Tell Customers This, Then Lie And Say New Owners Will Honor Memberships

Uncle Turtleboy / October 12, 2018

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Fuzzy Grape Felatio Bandit And The Doucherocket Currently Plowing Her Dip Out On $100 Bill At Dudley Chinese Restaurant Even Though She Collects Food Stamps And Rides The Pole In Webster

Uncle Turtleboy / August 27, 2018

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