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Ultimate Stolen Valor Chudmuffin Accepts Award At St. Louis Blues Game For Heroic Rescue At Boston Marathon Bombing, Except He…
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Clark Chick From Turners Falls Publishes Hilarious List Of 48 “Very Serious” Problems Oppressing Clark Students Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…
ESPN is doing what it does best – race baiting and shitting on the Patriots. Get used to it for…
WHDH Does Special Investigation On Winchendon Man Selling His Pot Growing Service, Forgets To Google Him, Turns Out He’s A…
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Turtleboy’s takes on the women’s march induced a lot of butthurt. Here’s the top 15 angriest comments. Want to advertise…
Desk Girl Thwarted Off Brilliantly Written Internet Lawsuits From The Winchester NH Swamp Donkey Who Was Arrested At The Camper…
Meet Dante Comparetto: A Grown Man Urging Kids To Skip School, Attending “Laugh At Trump Tower” Rallies, And Running For…
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Big Joe, A 300 Pound Man Who Shouted Down Every Raging SJW At This Women’s March, Is The Hero America Has…
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Good Guys Win: Groton-Dunstable Regional High School Chamber Chorus Will Sing At St. Anthony’s Basilica Due To Public Pressure Against…
