Hurricane Goya And The Turquoise Tunastank Beat The Shit Out Of Mother And Daughter Outside Lawrence High School
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Creampuffalo Declares Jihad On Lawrence Takeout Restaurant And Learns A Hard Lesson About Women’s Equality
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Pembroke Poontangerang Starts $20K GoFundMe To Sue Landlord Who Evicted Her A Few Days After Getting Arrested In Lawrence For Heroin
This is Siobhan Hameline, originally from Pembroke, NH, but who now can be found anywhere between Manchester and Lawrence looking…
Lawrence Gamer And Failed City Councilor Interrupt Live Stream With Josh Abrams By Sending In Male Masturbation Videos So Children Can See It In Order To Cover For Kate Peter Who Was Being Exposed
Josh Abrams was scheduled to go to jail today on a robbery charge after taking a plea deal. Kate…
Mayor Macarona And Cheese Starts “Mask Enforcement Patrols” In Lawrence, Wants To Ban Golf Despite Refusing To Enforce Immigration Laws Or Prevent Drug Trafficking
Lawrence is the heroin capital of New England. It’s by far the state’s biggest shithole, filled with massive amounts…
Granny Panty Grande Who Nearly Got Plane Grounded After Assaulting Flight Attendant Is A Methuen Santander Bank Teller From Lawrence
This is Dahiana De La Cruz from Lawrence, a teller for Santander Bank in Methuen. She was on a…
Dirty Sanchez Mom’s GoFundMe For Killer Son Was Taken Down, Now Blames Dead Girl’s Parents For Not Wearing Seatbelts Even Though They Were Wearing Seatbelts
The other day we blogged about the trashbag mother of the cock biscuit who killed an 11 year old…
Mom Starts GoFundMe For Cock Biscuit Grown Son After He Kills 8 Year Old Girls Fleeing From A Traffic Stop In Lawrence
An 8 year old girl was killed in Lawrence yesterday after some cock biscuit fled a simple traffic…
Meet Alexander Flores: The Great Barrier Queef Who Parked His Car Next To A Lawrence Fire Hydrant During A 3 Alarm Fire
We’ve identified the great barrier queef whose Honda Accord got penetrated by the Lawrence Fire Department because the driver…
Can We Please Find Out The Identity Of The Great Barrier Queef Who Parked Next To A Fire Hydrant In Lawrence And Got Penetrated By The Fire Department?
There was a fire in Lawrence this weekend and when the cops went to hook their hoses up to…
Pantene Proqueef Robs 94 Year Old Woman Outside Lawrence Walgreens After He Never Went To Prison For Selling Heroin In Haverhill
City of Lawrence: At approximately 1:54 PM this afternoon Lawrence Police responded to the Walgreen’s Pharmacy at 220 South…
Chloe Ricard’s Killer Carlos “Mago” Rivera Has Been Giving Teen Girls Panties, Booze, And Drugs For Years Now And Every Chick In Lawrence Seems To Know That
Today is the arraignment for Carlos Rivera, the 47 year old Lawrence degenerate who is being charged with two…
Pumpkin Spice Patrick Starts Bruins Stanley Cup Tickets GoFundMe For Negligent Amesbury Ratchet Parents Whose Daughter Died After They Never Reported Her Missing
I got a followup on the blog SSTG did yesterday about Chloe Ricard, the poor 13 year old girl…
Amesbury Mom Who Didn’t Report Deceased 13 Year Old Daughter Missing On A School Night Signs Into Her Facebook Page, Goes Full Ratchet
A story about a 13 year old girl who died after being dropped off with no pulse at a…
Section 8 Stuffed Clam Isn’t Happy People Are Assuming Her Arrest In Tewksbury For Selling Fentanyl Means She’s A Drug Dealer
WHDH: A drug investigation in Tewksbury led to the arrests of three suspects and the seizure of 14 grams of…
Knobjob Marley And Miss Schlong Let Their 1 Year Old Eat Fentanyl They Sell, Then Lie To Cops And Tell Them Kid Picked Up Pill On Ground At Target And They Let Her Suck On It
Herald: The parents of a 1-year-old Lawrence girl who was hospitalized for fentanyl exposure were ordered held without bail Tuesday…
Lawrence Junior Bacon Hoodbooger Refuses To Cooperate With Cops Who Want To Know Why He Got Stabbed In The Face, Wants To Leave Hospital Without Treatment Because He Has Things To Do At 2 AM
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Spoiled Selfie Queen Whines About Losing Entire Rent Payment Using Cash App With No Way Of Recovering Funds In The Least Believable Gofundme I’ve Seen Today
Spoiled Selfie Queen Whines About Losing Entire Rent Payment Using Cash App With No Way Of Recovering Funds In The…
Lawrence High School Students Film Themselves Fornicating Outside Of Classroom For 15 Minutes, Distribute The Video To Other Students, Cops Now Investigating
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The State Police Are Definitely Sending Out A Coded Message To Us By Putting This Flat Brimmed Chicago Bulls Hat In Facebook Post About Heroin Bust
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