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Acton Chode Mongrel Who’s Been Taking Pictures Of Kids Without Masks On MBTA And Posting Them To Twitter Is Now Attacking Parents Who Don’t Want Their Kids To Be Forced To Wear Masks In School

Uncle Turtleboy / August 3, 2021

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MC McQueefalot Virtue Signals About Getting Job At MBTA Right After Ending 5 Year Prison Sentence For Stabbing A 15 Year Old

Uncle Turtleboy / October 30, 2020

This is Joshua Z. Graves from Dorchester, whose inspirational Facebook post was shared over a thousand times. So he…

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Spanky McGee Whips Up Tummy Pancakes On Orange Line While Staring Directly At Woman Filming Him

Uncle Turtleboy / August 26, 2020

For some reason there are no shortage of dudes who love to pump the stump in public. Even though…

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Sally Suboxone Arrested For Spitting On A Disabled Woman On MBTA Is The Official Mascot Of Meth Mile

Uncle Turtleboy / August 5, 2019

WBZ: Transit Police identified and arrested a woman accused of spitting on and attacking a disabled person last week in Harvard Square….

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Turtleboy Investigates

Here Are The 5 Scrotum Poles The MBTA Are Looking For In Connection With The Vicious 5 on 1 Beating In Quincy

Uncle Turtleboy / May 14, 2019

Yesterday we asked for the assistance of turtle riders to help identify the 5 scrotum poles who kicked the…

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Boston World Star Posts Video On Facebook Of Crackhead Getting Glory Hole Licked By Random Dudes For Drug Money At MBTA Entrance

Uncle Turtleboy / February 20, 2019

As you know, we’ve been kicked off of Facebook a billion times despite not violating any of Facebook’s terms…

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Turtleboy Investigates

25 Facts You Need To Know About Charlestown Kidnapper Victor Pena, A Perverted Sociopath Freeloader Who Held Wenham’s Olivia Ambrose As Prisoner For 3 Days

Uncle Turtleboy / January 22, 2019

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MBTA Cops Now Looking For Manbun McGee After We Exposed Him In MBTA Beating Of Disabled Elderly Man, Insane Camerawoman Says Turtleboy Is The Devil And She’s Gonna Get Us

Uncle Turtleboy / June 21, 2018

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Skag Who Provoked Vicious Red Line Assault By Lying About Upskirting Gave The Most Insane Interview On The News, Tells Reporter He’s A Creep Too For Pointing Out The Victim Has Broken Ribs

Uncle Turtleboy / June 16, 2018

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24 Hours After We Called Out The Red Line Vigilante Who Beat The Shit Out Of An Elderly Man For Imaginary Upskirting He Was Arrested By MBTA Police

Uncle Turtleboy / June 15, 2018

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White Knight Beats The Shit Out Of Elderly Man On Red Line Because He Allegedly Upskirted Even Though The Evidence On His Phone Shows No Such Thing

Uncle Turtleboy / June 13, 2018

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They Caught One Of The Queef Cakes Who Jumped The Guy Defending His Girlfriend On The Red Line And We Were All Wrong About What Town He’s From, Let’s Find The Other 3

Uncle Turtleboy / June 11, 2018

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Someone In The Quincy Area Must Know Who These 4 Assholes Are Who Beat A Guy So Badly He Needs Surgery Because He Asked Them To Stop Harassing His Girlfriend

Uncle Turtleboy / June 2, 2018

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The MBTA Bologna Baton Bandit Strikes Again: Gives Girls Front Row Tickets To Porridge Gun Show On Green Line, Let’s Identify Him

Uncle Turtleboy / May 18, 2018

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Reader Email: Chudpacker On MBTA Celebrates Girth Day By Forcing Us To Look At Battle Of The Bulge Going On In His Pants

Uncle Turtleboy / April 26, 2018

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Jerk Sauce Jimmy Steals Prescription Pills From Unconscious Man On MBTA Station Who Then Dies, Last Time He Was Locked Up Baby Momma Made Baby With Doppleganger Chudstuffer

Uncle Turtleboy / March 21, 2018

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