Kidnappers In White Van With Things On Top Nearly Kidnap Uxbridge Woman In Broad Daylight
This is Anna Faith from Uxbridge. The other day she was nearly kidnapped in broad daylight by an unidentified…
New Bedford Pumpkin Spice Mafia Mom Says Her And Crotch Fruit Were Nearly Kidnapped At Dartmouth Shaws By Jesus Christ Fupastar In Viral Facebook Post
The Pumpkin Spice Mafia has been keeping a low profile lately but yesterday they re-emerged in New Bedford. Meet…
Grandma Mimosa Almost Kidnapped By Guy Walking Dogs In Maine But Is Courageous Enough To Make YouTube Video Of Herself Having A Good Time Instead Of Calling The Cops
This is Varvara Harmon, a hiker and artist from Maine. She recently posted about a harrowing ordeal she barely…
Pumpkin Spice Mafia Inducts New Member After Southampton Mom Nearly Gets Kidnapped By Two Men In Baby Section Of Westfield Walmart
This is Stacy Widelo from Southampton. She’s a pyramid scheme pilferer who’s constantly trying to get you to buy…
Becky And The Boomer Patrol Cause Panic With Hoax About Her Lying Niece Nearly Getting Sex Trafficked In Smithfield When Someone Ziptied A Shopping Cart To Door
The Smithfield, RI chapter of the Pumpkin Spice Mafia kicked it up a notch this week with their latest…
Pyramid Scheme Patty Posts Viral Facebook Lie About Her Crotch Fruits Attempted Kidnapping At Leominster Mall To Drive Traffic To Her Hair Coloring “Business”
You’d think that after a year or so of Pumpkin Spice fake news stories that have been thoroughly debunked…
Update: Springfield Police Department Confirm The Malta-Goya Mob Attempted Kidnapping Is Complete B.S.
Last night we brought you an ominous, albeit dubious, warning about sex traffickers/murderers/rapists/organ donor registration courtesy of this broad: it…
Please, Stop What You’re Doing Right Now And Read This Very Scary, Very Real Story About An Attempted Kidnapping In Springfield!
This is Jacqueline Nieves, of Springfield. She has a harrowing tale to share with you all, right now. Please, pay…
Chicopee Brisket Boriqua Causes Mass Hysteria After 12 Year Old Is Nearly Kidnapped Walking To School, CPD Determines He Was Lying And Wanted An Early Start To The Weekend
Breaking news: A 12 year old boy in Chicopee was nearly kidnapped on his way to Dupont Middle School…
The PSM Still Doesn’t Understand How Sex Trafficking Works, Facebook Enables The Spread Of Mass Hysteria And It’s Getting Beyond Ridiculous
The Pumpkin Spice Mafia is at it again! Those wacky Mother Of God folks and their Bible thumping…
Human Sex Traffickers Are On The Prowl In East Bridgewater Because The Super Bowl Increases Demand For Sex Slaves According To Pumpkin Spice Mafia
Over the weekend the East Bridgewater Police Department posted on Facebook about a missing woman. Whenever someone goes missing…
Tens Of Thousands Pumpkin Spice Mafia Soldiers Share Text Message Stating Boston’s “Top Investigator” Believes Victor Pena Is Part Of Uber Sex Slavery Ring In Cambridge
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Warwick Wang Washer Makes Viral Facebook Post That Sex Trafficker Gave Her Poison Filled Note With His Phone Number On It, But He Was Probably Just Trying To Smash
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Musty Uggs Browzilla Chokes Out Bouncer She Erroneously Believes Groped Her, Is Doubling Down On Her Story Despite Clear Video Footage Of Her Female Friend Being The Culprit, Because We All Must Always Believe Women Over Everything
Musty Uggs Browzilla Chokes Out Bouncer She Erroneously Believed Groped Her, Is Doubling Down On Her Story Despite Clear Video…
We Are Sick And Tired Of The Pumpkin Spice Mafia’s Lies And Attention Seeking Bullshit, Perhaps Y’all Really DO Need Jesus
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Pumpkin Spice Mafia: Hennessy Dipped Edition, Sex Toy And MLM Slinging Boss Babe Totally Almost Had Her Mom Stolen From The Worcester Wal-Mart, Advises To “Keep An Eye On Your Kids” Despite This NEVER Happening Ever
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