Hurricane Goya And The Turquoise Tunastank Beat The Shit Out Of Mother And Daughter Outside Lawrence High School
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Creampuffalo Declares Jihad On Lawrence Takeout Restaurant And Learns A Hard Lesson About Women’s Equality
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Meatball Morales And Munchkin Martinez Get Beat Up At Six Flags Trying To Jump A Dude Who They Thought Cut Them In Line At Dippin Dots
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Hoodbooger Ho Down Interrupts Family Day At Six Flags New England
Meanwhile at Six Flags in Agawam…. Goodness gracious, someone could’ve gotten the Delta variant! Six Flags New England Cooperate office…
Grafton Hill Grundlezilla Nearly Snaps A Bitch In Half In Front Of Her Semen Demons During Traffic Dispute In Worcester, Claims She Was Just In “Mom Mode”
There’s a heat wave in Worcester, which can only mean one thing – the cheesehogs have emerged from hibernation…
Mesh Shorts Moses Gives Tony Timberlands The Grundle Reach-a-round During Pittsfield Traffic Dispute Over Potential Mating Rights With Passenger
Here’s a fun video out of Pittsfield to start your day, featuring two fine citizens who elected to hold…
Underpants Bundy Arrested, 3 Others Charged After Wild Brawl Erupts At Miami International Airport, No Police Intervene Due To New BLM Knife Fight Rule
Here’s a fun video from Miami International Airport of a world star calibar brawl erupting for 90…
San Juan Sandy From Salisbury Beach Fight Video Gets Attacked And Fights Frosty Francine While Working At Wendy’s In Lowell
A bunch of people sent me a ratchet World Star caliber video from the Wendy’s on Chelmsford Street in…
Flirty Sanchez Helps Daughter Fight Rival Ratchet’s 11 Year Old Crotch Fruit In Lowell Gutter Throw Down
This is Nicole Jemery from Lowell. Hillary Bangs here is a local Mom with some Google trophies for destruction…
Marty McJiggles And Fanny Devito Fight With Pants Down, Fupas Out To Determine Who Is King Of The Wawa At 2 In The Morning
Wawa’s are easily the best mini-marts in America. They’re primarily in the Philadelphia area, but they should be everywhere….
Brass Chunky Gets Depantsed By Aspiring Chelsea Rapper MC Food Stamps In Mid Day Chelsea Carjacking Gone Wrong
Chelsea has been one of the hardest hit cities by commie cold, and after watching this video of some…
Freddie Crackroach Coaches Charlestown Chowder Chomper In Crackhead Fight, Urges Eyeball Gouging, Calls Himself “White N Word,” Beats Fentalope Over Head With Beer Bottle
I’ve been on vacation all week, but I had to take a quick break to blog this glorious series…
Land o Earthquakes And Diabetes Dumpstercoon Do Battle With Notorious P.I.G And Pony Tail Pedro At Springfield Gas Station In Today’s Episode Of Social Distancing In The Hood
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – social distancing ain’t gonna work in the hood. Ghetto…
Drunken Southie Slop Donkey Tries Stabbing Chinstrapped Leprechaun In The Head After Getting Kicked Out Of Haverhill Chinese Restaurant
A couple people sent me a link from a YouTube channel called “Active Self Protection,” showing a drunken boob…
Brave Man Who Knocked Out A Drunk Dude Outside A Worcester Bar And Rifled Through His Pockets Is Up And Coming Boxer Khiary Gray
This is Khiary Gray from Worcester. He was supposed to be the next great boxer from Worcester, following in…
Savage Zoo Animals Beat The Shit Out Of And Rob Drunk Dude Outside Of Worcester Bar, Bouncer Lets It Happen And Then Rifles Through Unconscious Victim’s Wallet
Here’s a disturbing video of a vicious fight that took place outside of some bar in Worcester called Dubai…
Worcester Meat Wallet Mom Who Hosted Teen Lingerie Party Forces 13 Year Old Crotch Fruit To Kick The Shit Out Of Another Child While She Films And Posts On Facebook
Who remembers this All-Star Worcester mother? Her name is Lorelane Laboy, AKA La Colora, and she became TB famous back…
Gravy Schumer Gets Hoodrat Helicopter Treatment From The Entire Fupasloth Mafia Working At Popeye’s After Throwing Sauce At Employee’s Face
Update: People are saying that this is not the Leominster Popeye’s, and that the upstanding individual who posted it…
Tina Tunaflap Defends Brockton Junior Hoodboogers, Blames Cops For Fighting Back After Being Assaulted By GED-Bags In After School Brawl
A bunch of hoodboogers started back to back after school brawls, and of course Brockton’s finest guttermuppet parents are…
Tucrack Shakur Drops Product From His Shorts While Pummeling Plumber’s Crack Pablo, New Bedford Nancy Just Keeps On Pumping Gas
The best part about blogging for Turtleboy is waking up every day and having no idea what fuckery we’ll…
