Dude Catches Oxy Rotten Breaking Into House, Detains Him, Confiscates Phone, Uses Camera, Updates Facebook Profile Picture And Status
Sometimes you look for good content to blog about, and other times the content falls in your lap. Today…
Stabby McMethface Stabs Dude Who Won’t Let Him Into His Hampton Beach Party, Gets Arrested For Billionth Time, Says He’s “Breed” For Jail
This guy right here is the reason you’re crazy if you still go to Hampton Beach. It’s full of…
Mega Jugged Poon Pinatas Get Dimed Out By Every Hoodrat In Springfield After Stealing $160 Worth Of Booze In West Springfield
The West Springfield put up a post today looking for two skags who stole $160 worth of booze from…
Only In ‘Compassionate’ Massachusetts: Framingham Crackmonkey Career Criminal Arrested For Stabbing Rival Rockmonster Over Bicycle And Backpack Has Been Walking Free With Lengthy And Violent Rap Sheet
This is Jackson Surgrue. Somehow he’s allowed to still walk the streets, which is strange, because when not sipping rose…
Fentanyl Felicia Breaks WINY Radio Record With 3 Public Shaming Drug Arrests In One Week With Progressively Sadder Mugshots
This is Brittany Dauphinais from Killingly, CT. And she may well be the stupidest drug dealer of all time. On…
Hector Hennessy Gets Shitcocked, Smashes Into Pole On Route 9 In Leicester, Tries To Walk Away, Fails DUI Test With Ghetto Hokey Pokey Rendition
Some folks in People of Leicester Facebook group were trying to find out why their lights went out yesterday…
Brother In Law Of Boris Clitoris Says That He Hasn’t Left Room Since Killing 7 Bikers In New Hampshire, Except His Sister’s Snapface Says Otherwise
A turtle rider emailed us yesterday with some inside information about Volodymyr Zhukovskyy, AKA Boris Clitoris, the truck driver who…
Can We Please Find Out The Identity Of The Great Barrier Queef Who Parked Next To A Fire Hydrant In Lawrence And Got Penetrated By The Fire Department?
There was a fire in Lawrence this weekend and when the cops went to hook their hoses up to…
Shady Brockton Businessman Billy Baklava Uses Fake Nonprofit To Prey On Mentally Disabled People Who He Assaults And Tries To Con Out Of Their Cars
The Middleborough Police announced this weekend that they’d arrested a Brockton man set to open a business in their…
Ludlow Lardvark Reports A Robbery While Working At Domino’s Pizza, Hours Later Confesses To Setting Up The Whole Thing
This is so Ludlow it hurts, guys. Yesterday, Western Mass News broke this harrowing story of a really real, really…
Boston Globe Photographer Scott Eisen Makes Up Obvious Lie About Trump Supporter Punching Him, Immediately Meets Karma When His House Burns Down
Meet Boston Globe photographer Scott Eisen. He’s a bad ass with a bootleg Zack Morris haircut. After the Bruins…
Sterling Swamp Cougar Realtor Offers State Trooper $1K And An Alli Bibaud Special To Drop Her Off On Side Of Road After DUI, Tells Him She’s Married To Trooper
This is Sterling realtor Karen Dubovick. She’s 51 years old and does duckface at work events. I think we all…
New Bedford Officer Chomo Has Been A Bad Cop Troupe For Years, Once Pepper Sprayed A Guy And Left Him Handcuffed Face Down Until His Heart Stopped Beating
So, it turns out that the New Bedford Police officer currently on paid administrative leave pending federal child pornography charges…
New Bedford Officer Diddler Arrested With Hundreds Of Pics Of Kiddie Porn Has Been Bragging About Violating Civil Rights, Shitting On Hoodboogers On Facebook For Years
Masslive: A New Bedford police officer was arrested Wednesday and charged in federal court on child pornography charges after authorities…
“Let Em Walk” Walker Dropped A Murder Charge Against Blackstone Baby Killer Erika Murray Because She Thinks A Onesie And Diaper Were Put On A Dead Baby
We published a blog on TB Daily News last night about the latest update in the Erika Murray trial,…
Rock Em’, Sock Em’ Roid Rage Arrested For Taunton Arson Spree Has 160 Previous Arraignments – Here’s The Highlight Reel
Taunton Gazzette: “TAUNTON – Taunton police have arrested the man they say intentionally set five fires in the city within…
Crack Donkey Crackerstain Goes Full Racist Defending Swamp Boar Sister Who Got Caught Doing Welfare Fraud By Falsely Claiming Crotch Fruits Lived With Her
This is Nicole Almstrom from North Kingstown, RI. A few months back this swamp boar was arrested for fraudulently…
Fake National Grid Employee Does The Hoodbooger Hokey Pokey While Resisting Arrest In Brockton, And The Dindu Nuffin Patrol Is Screaming Police Brutality On The Hub
The Brockton Hub chapter of the dindu nuffin society was out in full force when some local chucklefuck posted…
Manchester Meat Clungs Gets Arrested For Forcing Middle School Sister To Fight Much Bigger Girl, Ratchets Blame Turtleboy And Defend Meat Clunge
The turtle haters out there like to shit on us because we’re supposedly some evil blog that picks on…
Communist BLT-123 Drag Queen Reading To Kids At Fall River Library Posts About Eating Ass, Punching Conservatives, Abolish Police, Kill Blue Lives Matter Supporters
Another dude in drag reading books to kids at libraries is the top story in the south shore this…
