Smelly Furtado Confesses To Stolen Clam Cash, But Denies Ownership Of Mystery Meth Crammed UpHer Stench Trench
This is pretty methed up, you guys. The Smoking Gun: 8/2 UPDATE: Turns out $6233 was also inside the accused woman…
MC McFucknugget Takes Break From Rap Career To Ransack Neighbors Leominster Condo, Tries And Fails To Burn It Down, Doesn’t Show Up For Court Date
This is Brandon Lovely from Leominster. As you can see, he was destined to appear on Turtleboy. Sentinel &…
No Perennials Are Safe From The Townsend Tulip Pirate
I’m really used to exposing ratchets selling food stamps, stealing from stores, and other forms of obvious sheistiness. But…
Sally Suboxone Arrested For Spitting On A Disabled Woman On MBTA Is The Official Mascot Of Meth Mile
WBZ: Transit Police identified and arrested a woman accused of spitting on and attacking a disabled person last week in Harvard Square….
Queefler Elf In Flat Brimmed Chicago Bulls Hat Distracts Clerk As Paula Abtool Dances A Bottle Of Fireball Into His Grundle, Let’s ID Them
I feel like the one of our biggest contributions to society has been making people aware that anyone wearing…
Hanson Beauty Queen Slashes Multiple People With Machetes For Complaining That Her Backseat Bone Sesh Orgasm Was Too Loud In Sharon Motel Parking Lot
Enterprise: A Hanson woman was held without bail Monday after police said she attacked three men with a machete in…
Dartmouth Donkey Schlong Gets Arrested For Whipping Out Skin Flute At Random Women, Mother In Law Defends His Honor On DPD Facebook Page
This is Jose Luis Diaz from Dartmouth. As you can see, this is a mugshot. Take a wild guess…
Crackaroni and Sleaze Tries To Outrun Wareham Cops After Shoplifting, Hits A Police Cruiser, Is Found Hiding In The Woods And Arrested On Drug Charges
This is classy lady is Tammi Denwood, of Randolph. ‘ When she’s not busy posing as the hottest thing…
West Warwick Menstrual Maggot Has Been Living The High Life For 2 Months After Killing An Elderly Woman In A DUI Crash, Posted About Getting High Hours Before Crash
Source: A Warwick man was arrested Thursday in connection with a DUI crash that killed an 80-year-old woman in May. West…
Jared The Jet Ski Junkie Robbed A Convenience Store, Stole A $4 Million Scratch Ticket, Cost The Store $50K, Plymouth Ding-Dongs Say We Owe Him An Apology
I’m still laughing at all the idiots in the Plymouth Facebook group that blindly believed Limp Dick Larry’s story…
Chud Wanted By Northbridge Police For Stealing Air Conditioner Is The Cream Donkey Who Burned Down Missing Worcester Woman’s House To Cover For The Killer
Some people had less conventional ways to stay cool during the recent heat wave…. Meet Scott Phelan from Worcester….
Rapey Manuel Lucero Was Arrested On Outstanding Warrants, Faces More Charges, Is Being Extradited To Worcester Because He Chose To Poke The Turtle
Breaking News: Convicted rapist Manuel Lucero was arrested yesterday in Arizona on outstanding warrants. Click here to read about it on…
Limp Dick Larry Leaves Girl To Die In Plymouth Pond After Crashing On A Jet Ski And Abandoning Her Unconscious Body, Blames Victim On Facebook From Hospital
NBC: A 19-year-old woman is in the hospital after sustaining injuries in a jet ski crash. According to officials, the…
Nosejob Ned Arrested For Driving 142 MPH In New Hampshire While Wearing Mid Life Crisis Jacket During Heat Wave To Get Back To Jersey
Some dipshit was arrested in New Hampshire this weekend for driving 142 mph. The real crime here is that…
DYS Dipshit And Yosemite Gram Try To Kill Rival In Dorchester, Accidentally Shoot Daughter And Niece Instead
WHDH: The child injured in a Fourth of July shooting in Boston was shot by her father and uncle,…
Cannabis-Loving Chomo Violates Bail On Kiddie Porn Charge by Smoking Devil’s Lettuce, Doesn’t Go Back to Jail Because It’s Massachusetts
Here’s yet another entry from the ratchet-infested city of Attleboro! Meet Chris Dahlbeck. Chris loves his cat, …
Tittooed Sperm Sponge Mom Blackmails Friend For $120 Not To Call Cops After Finding Out The 58 Time Child Rapist Sexually Assaulted Her 6 Year Old Crotch Fruit
Earlier today East Hartford Police and the Hartford Courant put out a disturbing headline about a mother who is…
Springfield Chief Queefa Arrested On Myriad Of Charges Including Possession Of A Loaded Firearm And Ammunition While On Probation For Voluntary Manslaughter
This is Joshua Pena, one of Springfield’s most fine, upstanding, promising young citizens. What does that say above his eye?…
Buyer Beware: Conniving East Freetown Automotive Fabricator Keanu Thieves Will Con You Right Out Of Your Car And Leave You With A Mess
Looking to have your vehicle fabricated? Let me tell you where NOT to go. This oil-stain on the automotive community is…
