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Gardner Gastrochunk Makes Up Story About Her 6 Year Old With Missing Vowel Nearly Getting Abducted At Bus Stop, Despite Obvious Holes Gets Over 500 Facebook Shares

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Pawtucket Parents Of The Year Lose Kids To DCYF After Baby Daddy Beats Infant Son, Mom Posts Videos Of “Improperly Installed Carseats” To Bash DCYF Worker, Fails To Realize The Easiest Way To Ensure Your Child’s Safety Is To Not Lose Them To The State In The First Place

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Webster Diabeetus Dumpling Asks Turtleboy To Share GoFundMe To Get Apartment So She Can Get Kid Back Because She Doesn’t Understand How Turtleboy Works

Uncle Turtleboy / November 8, 2018

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Everett Cabbage Snatch Skids Won’t Let Cops Do Wellness Check For Traumatized 4 Year Old, Cop Ain’t Having It, Hoodrat Blair Witch Cop Block Tryout Video Ensues

Uncle Turtleboy / November 7, 2018

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Worcester Renaissance Continues: Ratchet Rugby Scrum For The Last Crack Rock Blocks Traffic At Worst Red Light In Worcester As Phillip Seymour Slothman Crawls To Junkie Freedom

Uncle Turtleboy / November 6, 2018

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Turkey Chub Slamwich Arrested For Robbing Mom’s House During Mom’s Funeral Gets Out Of Jail And Unleashes On Turtleboy’s Facebook Page, Claims Mom Wasn’t At Funeral Either

Uncle Turtleboy / November 5, 2018

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Woonsocket RIPTA Rascal Vows To Kill Whoever Put This AIDS Filled Sewing Needle In His Kid’s Now And Later After Trick Or Treating In Cumberland

Uncle Turtleboy / November 4, 2018

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Rockland Sex Scandal Is Back: Bobbin For Boners Might’ve Given Town Manager Allan Chiocca A $5.6 Million Slobjob To Get Revenge On Eddie Porkchops’ Wife

Uncle Turtleboy / November 2, 2018

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We’ve Got A Gina “Fleestone Light” Giovangelo Sighting In Boston, 8 Month Pregnant Fugitive Doing Junkie Jam Remix At MBTA Stop In Chinatown

Uncle Turtleboy / October 31, 2018

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Gina “Fleestone Light” Giovangelo Got High On Meth Mile While 8 Months Pregnant, Went On The Run Again After We Blogged About Her Last Week, Warrant Issued

Uncle Turtleboy / October 30, 2018

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Princess Pall Mall Lights Cigarette Next To Oxygen Tank, Burns Down Section 8 Webster Apartment, Kills Birds, Starts GoFundMe But Doesn’t Tell People It Was Her Fault

Uncle Turtleboy / October 29, 2018

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Westfield Rapper Pulls Loaded Gun On Baby Mama’s Mama For Smoking Cigarette Near Him, BM Gets Upset When People Share Story About Arrest Instead Of Rap Videos

Western Mass Turtlegirl / October 26, 2018

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Flat Brimmed Air Jordans Jizzsock Claims Daughter Was Molested In Post On Lowell Buy And Sell Group To Promote His Bootleg Online Bodega, Is Every Bit As Ghettofabulously Ratchet As You Would Expect

Uncle Turtleboy / October 25, 2018

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Holyoke Honey Walnut Wisely Announces How She Is Defrauding Masshealth On Facebook

Western Mass Turtlegirl / October 25, 2018

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Where Are They Now? Somerset Slambox’s Douche Donkey Threw A Pizza At A Domino’s Delivery Driver, Played Demolition Derby In Grandma’s Driveway, And Is Now In Jail, Leaving Slambox To Neglect Their Unborn Abomination On Her Own

Uncle Turtleboy / October 24, 2018

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Fall River Guttermuppet Is Trying To Get Her Kids Back From DCF, Asked Rhode Island Yard Sale Page Why Her “Friend” Can’t Get A “5-Star” Attorney That Rich People Can To Sue DCF

Uncle Turtleboy / October 23, 2018

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Small Child Forced To Watch New Bedford Tweaker Tag Team Championship Brawl In Middle Of Intersection Over Whose Ho Took The Bigger Half Of The Crack Rock

Uncle Turtleboy / October 23, 2018

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Vanilla Lice Brought Mom, Bro, And Crackeroni And Cheese GF To The Brockton Hub To Explain His Bogus Fundraiser For Ex-Gf With Cancer Who He’s Not Giving The Money To

Uncle Turtleboy / October 19, 2018

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Malden Meth Puppet And Friends Are Protesting And Threatening To Kill Police After Their Junkie Friend Died In MPD Custody While High As Shit After Smashing Windows

Uncle Turtleboy / October 19, 2018

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Brockton Vanilla Lice Starts Cancer GoFundMe For Baby Momma After Feel Good Story Makes The News, Except She Blocked Him, Hasn’t Gotten The Money, And Her Brother Called Him Out On The Hub

Uncle Turtleboy / October 18, 2018

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Gardner Gastrochunk Makes Up Story About Her 6 Year Old With Missing Vowel Nearly Getting Abducted At Bus Stop, Despite Obvious Holes Gets Over 500 Facebook Shares

Pawtucket Parents Of The Year Lose Kids To DCYF After Baby Daddy Beats Infant Son, Mom Posts Videos Of “Improperly Installed Carseats” To Bash DCYF Worker, Fails To Realize The Easiest Way To Ensure Your Child’s Safety Is To Not Lose Them To The State In The First Place

Webster Diabeetus Dumpling Asks Turtleboy To Share GoFundMe To Get Apartment So She Can Get Kid Back Because She Doesn’t Understand How Turtleboy Works

Everett Cabbage Snatch Skids Won’t Let Cops Do Wellness Check For Traumatized 4 Year Old, Cop Ain’t Having It, Hoodrat Blair Witch Cop Block Tryout Video Ensues

Worcester Renaissance Continues: Ratchet Rugby Scrum For The Last Crack Rock Blocks Traffic At Worst Red Light In Worcester As Phillip Seymour Slothman Crawls To Junkie Freedom

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Turkey Chub Slamwich Arrested For Robbing Mom’s House During Mom’s Funeral Gets Out Of Jail And Unleashes On Turtleboy’s Facebook Page, Claims Mom Wasn’t At Funeral Either

Woonsocket RIPTA Rascal Vows To Kill Whoever Put This AIDS Filled Sewing Needle In His Kid’s Now And Later After Trick Or Treating In Cumberland

Rockland Sex Scandal Is Back: Bobbin For Boners Might’ve Given Town Manager Allan Chiocca A $5.6 Million Slobjob To Get Revenge On Eddie Porkchops’ Wife

We’ve Got A Gina “Fleestone Light” Giovangelo Sighting In Boston, 8 Month Pregnant Fugitive Doing Junkie Jam Remix At MBTA Stop In Chinatown

Gina “Fleestone Light” Giovangelo Got High On Meth Mile While 8 Months Pregnant, Went On The Run Again After We Blogged About Her Last Week, Warrant Issued

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Princess Pall Mall Lights Cigarette Next To Oxygen Tank, Burns Down Section 8 Webster Apartment, Kills Birds, Starts GoFundMe But Doesn’t Tell People It Was Her Fault

Westfield Rapper Pulls Loaded Gun On Baby Mama’s Mama For Smoking Cigarette Near Him, BM Gets Upset When People Share Story About Arrest Instead Of Rap Videos

Flat Brimmed Air Jordans Jizzsock Claims Daughter Was Molested In Post On Lowell Buy And Sell Group To Promote His Bootleg Online Bodega, Is Every Bit As Ghettofabulously Ratchet As You Would Expect

Holyoke Honey Walnut Wisely Announces How She Is Defrauding Masshealth On Facebook

Where Are They Now? Somerset Slambox’s Douche Donkey Threw A Pizza At A Domino’s Delivery Driver, Played Demolition Derby In Grandma’s Driveway, And Is Now In Jail, Leaving Slambox To Neglect Their Unborn Abomination On Her Own

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Fall River Guttermuppet Is Trying To Get Her Kids Back From DCF, Asked Rhode Island Yard Sale Page Why Her “Friend” Can’t Get A “5-Star” Attorney That Rich People Can To Sue DCF

Small Child Forced To Watch New Bedford Tweaker Tag Team Championship Brawl In Middle Of Intersection Over Whose Ho Took The Bigger Half Of The Crack Rock

Vanilla Lice Brought Mom, Bro, And Crackeroni And Cheese GF To The Brockton Hub To Explain His Bogus Fundraiser For Ex-Gf With Cancer Who He’s Not Giving The Money To

Malden Meth Puppet And Friends Are Protesting And Threatening To Kill Police After Their Junkie Friend Died In MPD Custody While High As Shit After Smashing Windows

Brockton Vanilla Lice Starts Cancer GoFundMe For Baby Momma After Feel Good Story Makes The News, Except She Blocked Him, Hasn’t Gotten The Money, And Her Brother Called Him Out On The Hub

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