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Stretchmarks Sanchez Begs The Brockton Hub To Pay For Her “Niece’s” Back To School Clothes Because She Only Got $100 From Parents And It Turned Into The Ratchetpalooza You Knew It Would

Uncle Turtleboy / September 4, 2018

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The Uxbridge Gypsy Church Apparently Has Moved To Woonsocket And They Still Have A Haram Of Missing Women Who Might Be Playing In A Kiddie Pool

Uncle Turtleboy / August 31, 2018

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Homeless Fupanator Mama Bear And Her Mans Little Big Bob Spotted Last Night At Popular Greenfield Pub Drowning In Martinis And Horking Down Wings Because Why Go Without Despite Demanding More Free Stuff While Camping On The Town Commons

Uncle Turtleboy / August 31, 2018

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Taco Tornado And Brigadier Beef Curtain Force Two Small Children And A Baby To Hit The Blunt Multiple Times

Uncle Turtleboy / August 29, 2018

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Internet Hardo Mob Vows Revenge On Guy Who Accidentally Injured A Seagull That Tried Eating His Cheeseburger At Hampton Beach

Uncle Turtleboy / August 28, 2018

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Shameless Woonsocket Junkbox Betty Hits Up Her Biffle For Dope, Reaffirms That You Can Never Trust A Chick Named Crystal And Appears To Be A DCF Mom In Training

Uncle Turtleboy / August 21, 2018

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GED Express Looking For Stranger On Facebook To Babysit Kids, Cook, And Clean House For $50 A Week, Goes Full Ratchet On People Who Think She Should Pay More

Uncle Turtleboy / August 21, 2018

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Hurricane Beefaroni Goes Full Bristol By Accidentally Bodying Her Mom With Fupanova Force While Trying To Attack Guy And Destroy His Truck For Parking In Front Of Her House

Uncle Turtleboy / August 20, 2018

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Scottie Trippin Threatens To Murder Multiple Women After Being Arrested For Boozing In His Tent On Greenfield Common, Claims Town Is “Going To Shit” Even Though He Is The Main Reason Why

Uncle Turtleboy / August 18, 2018

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Alli Bibaud Is Back On IG, Looking More Sober Than Ever, Liking Pictures About Having Sex With Cops, And Hanging Out With Friends Called “Free Basers”

Uncle Turtleboy / August 9, 2018

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Leominster Lactation Station Gets Confronted Over Parking In Handicapped Spot, Says It’s OK Because They Were Empty And She Used To Be Handicapped

Western Mass Turtlegirl / August 9, 2018

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Lowell Parkour Pancake Drops 20 Feet Onto Concrete After Getting Pants Stuck In Fence, Takes Off Underwear And Treats Police To Complementary Colon Screening

Uncle Turtleboy / August 8, 2018

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Stoughton Sausage Smoker Starts $2,000 GoFundMe To Pay For Stripper Training, Busfare To Pole Dancing Classes, And To Pay Off Debts From Nigerian Prince Email Scam She Fell For

Uncle Turtleboy / August 7, 2018

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Unemployed Tittooed Trashuan Doesn’t Pay Rent For 8 Months Because She Doesn’t Know Where To Send Check, Whines To Media And Starts GoFundMe When She Gets Evicted Despite Child Support Coming In, Can Afford Cosmetic Face Tattoo, Trips, And Has Able Bodied Male Roommate

Uncle Turtleboy / August 6, 2018

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Man Convicted Of Killing And Torturing A Mentally Retarded Man Is Living In Greenfield’s Homeless Encampment And Ghetto Fupastar “Mama Bear” Forced The City Council To Give Them A Port-a-John For Earth Shattering Dumps

Western Mass Turtlegirl / August 5, 2018

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Eddie Porkchops’ Brother Sirloin Stevie Owns A Painting Company In Whitman And Is The Most Glorious Masshole You Will Ever See

Uncle Turtleboy / August 3, 2018

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Stoughton Stir Fried Pajamraptor Tries Fighting 3 Cops, Hoodbooger Express Whines About Brutality

Uncle Turtleboy / July 30, 2018

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Washed Up Gangsta Henry Pills Said He’s Coming On Live Tonight, Said He’s Bringing His Muslim Friends On To Prove He’s Not Racist, Then Called Gupta Patel A Moulinyan And Said He’s Above It

Uncle Turtleboy / July 28, 2018

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Rockland Cops Called On Eddie Porkchops After He Showed Up In A Pink XXXL Muumuu To Confront Citizens Trying To Recall Him For Bobbin For Boners

Uncle Turtleboy / July 27, 2018

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Washed Up East Boston Gangsta Henry Hills Says He Can’t Be Racist Because He Had A Black Cellmate, TJ Facks Vows To Find Turtleboy And Make Turtle Soup

Uncle Turtleboy / July 26, 2018

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Stretchmarks Sanchez Begs The Brockton Hub To Pay For Her “Niece’s” Back To School Clothes Because She Only Got $100 From Parents And It Turned Into The Ratchetpalooza You Knew It Would

The Uxbridge Gypsy Church Apparently Has Moved To Woonsocket And They Still Have A Haram Of Missing Women Who Might Be Playing In A Kiddie Pool

Homeless Fupanator Mama Bear And Her Mans Little Big Bob Spotted Last Night At Popular Greenfield Pub Drowning In Martinis And Horking Down Wings Because Why Go Without Despite Demanding More Free Stuff While Camping On The Town Commons

Taco Tornado And Brigadier Beef Curtain Force Two Small Children And A Baby To Hit The Blunt Multiple Times

Internet Hardo Mob Vows Revenge On Guy Who Accidentally Injured A Seagull That Tried Eating His Cheeseburger At Hampton Beach

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Shameless Woonsocket Junkbox Betty Hits Up Her Biffle For Dope, Reaffirms That You Can Never Trust A Chick Named Crystal And Appears To Be A DCF Mom In Training

GED Express Looking For Stranger On Facebook To Babysit Kids, Cook, And Clean House For $50 A Week, Goes Full Ratchet On People Who Think She Should Pay More

Hurricane Beefaroni Goes Full Bristol By Accidentally Bodying Her Mom With Fupanova Force While Trying To Attack Guy And Destroy His Truck For Parking In Front Of Her House

Scottie Trippin Threatens To Murder Multiple Women After Being Arrested For Boozing In His Tent On Greenfield Common, Claims Town Is “Going To Shit” Even Though He Is The Main Reason Why

Alli Bibaud Is Back On IG, Looking More Sober Than Ever, Liking Pictures About Having Sex With Cops, And Hanging Out With Friends Called “Free Basers”

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Leominster Lactation Station Gets Confronted Over Parking In Handicapped Spot, Says It’s OK Because They Were Empty And She Used To Be Handicapped

Lowell Parkour Pancake Drops 20 Feet Onto Concrete After Getting Pants Stuck In Fence, Takes Off Underwear And Treats Police To Complementary Colon Screening

Stoughton Sausage Smoker Starts $2,000 GoFundMe To Pay For Stripper Training, Busfare To Pole Dancing Classes, And To Pay Off Debts From Nigerian Prince Email Scam She Fell For

Unemployed Tittooed Trashuan Doesn’t Pay Rent For 8 Months Because She Doesn’t Know Where To Send Check, Whines To Media And Starts GoFundMe When She Gets Evicted Despite Child Support Coming In, Can Afford Cosmetic Face Tattoo, Trips, And Has Able Bodied Male Roommate

Man Convicted Of Killing And Torturing A Mentally Retarded Man Is Living In Greenfield’s Homeless Encampment And Ghetto Fupastar “Mama Bear” Forced The City Council To Give Them A Port-a-John For Earth Shattering Dumps

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Eddie Porkchops’ Brother Sirloin Stevie Owns A Painting Company In Whitman And Is The Most Glorious Masshole You Will Ever See

Stoughton Stir Fried Pajamraptor Tries Fighting 3 Cops, Hoodbooger Express Whines About Brutality

Washed Up Gangsta Henry Pills Said He’s Coming On Live Tonight, Said He’s Bringing His Muslim Friends On To Prove He’s Not Racist, Then Called Gupta Patel A Moulinyan And Said He’s Above It

Rockland Cops Called On Eddie Porkchops After He Showed Up In A Pink XXXL Muumuu To Confront Citizens Trying To Recall Him For Bobbin For Boners

Washed Up East Boston Gangsta Henry Hills Says He Can’t Be Racist Because He Had A Black Cellmate, TJ Facks Vows To Find Turtleboy And Make Turtle Soup

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