Grandpa Pillsbury Is Coming To An Open House Near You, Rummaging Through Your Drawers, And Using His Special Needs Son As A Distraction
Reader Email: I had a gentleman come to my open house today I have him on cameras rummaging through my…
The Hampshire College Cheesehog Who Assaulted A White Basketball Player Because Her Braided Hair Was Cultural Appropriation Graduated Yesterday And Was Never Expelled
A couple years ago we introduced you to Carmen Figueroa, a Hampshire College hog o’ cheese who attacked a…
Turtleboy Has A Table At Anthony’s Of Malden For The 9th Annual Wounded Vet Run Tomorrow, Swing By To Pick Up Turtle Gear And Bring Your Copies Of I Am Turlteboy
Sup turtle riders? Tomorrow I’m going to be in Malden for the 9th Annual Wounded Vet run. The ride…
Hardo Harry Gets Bodybagged After Hitting Off Jorts Johnson’s Flat Brimmed Chicago Bulls At Compass Tavern In Worcester While Bro-Magnum Man Runs His Cock Washer
Here’s an unintentional World Star tryout video from the Compass Tavern in Worcester last night: That is what keepin…
State Police Put Drunken Trooper Angela Guerrera On A DUI Checkpoint Out Of Andover Barracks Tonight Despite 2017 DUI Arrest Because They Are Openly Corrupt And Don’t Give A Shit
If you’re in the Andover area tonight make sure you’re not drinking and driving, because there’s a state trooper…
Coke Dealing Middle School “Climate Specialist” Get Hired In The Name Of Social Justice, Rapes An 8th Grader, Shows The Tape To Another 8th Grader And Bangs Half The Faculty
Hartford Courant: A former New London school employee who police say sexually assaulted a middle school student in his…
Totally Sane Jamie Genereux From PetTrackers Says He’s Going To “Keep Suing You Until I Shut Your Face,” Along With Anonymous Trolls In Our Comments Section
Read part 1, and part 2, of the Jamie Genereux PetTrackers series before reading this blog, or else you’ll heave a…
Two Years After Wedding GoFundMe Woman Still Engaged Looks For Female CNA On Fitchburg Facebook Group For Grundlehog Fiance Who Will Yell At You, Also Must Do Her Laundry
Back in 2017 someone published this blog about a meat blob from Fitchburg trying to get strangers to pay for his…
Easton Fupachunk Kills 2 Elderly People While Driving 100 MPH To Evade Police, Runs Barefoot To West Bridgewater, Has Been Doing This For Weeks
WBZ: A 33-year-old woman is under arrest after two elderly people were killed in a crash in Easton Thursday evening….
Jamie Genereux Is Suing These 10 Wonderful Women Who Volunteer To Find Missing Dogs In Their Free Time Because They Criticized Him For Telling Customers Their Living Dogs Were Dead
Yesterday I published Part 1 of 2 about Packleader PetTracker’s owner Jamie Genereux’s defamation lawsuit against me and 10…
Southbridge Teacher Known As Yoooo Mistah Plants Live Ammo In School, Doesn’t Know About Surveillance Cameras, Puts School In Lockdown, Gets Arrested
Southbridge High School went into lockdown today when live ammunition was discovered in the building. Except there was a…
Dianna Ploss May Be A Communist Spy Sent To Make Conservatives Look Crazy, WorcesterWares Does Not Ride The Turtle, Bret and Bristol Bond Over Couch Auctions
Last night I finally got the chance to address the claims Dianna Ploss and her braindead followers have made. It’s…
Mold Glory Pretends To Be Hungry And Homeless On 413 Yard Sale Page, Offers “Content” For Sale Which Turn Out To Be Homemade Squirting Videos
Here’s an unusual post we got tagged in on a 413 yard sale page yesterday…. She hasn’t eaten in…
No, We Will Not Write Hit Pieces For Butthurt Ratchets Who Can’t Handle Mean Words On The Internet, No Matter How Much You Threaten And Beg Us
It all started earlier this week with this message: We get these sort of requests in the inbox often…
Cellulite Sucubus And Petey Pubelo Pretend To Be Pregnant, Lure Pregnant Woman From Mommy Facebook Group With Free Clothing, Kill Her, Pretend Baby Is Their’s, Start GoFundMe
Pregnant 19 year old Marlen Ochoa-Lopez went missing in Chicago on April 23. The due date was May 9,…
Connor McBootlegger Openly Solicits Homies On Facebook To Smash Up His Car With A Bat For $1,000 For Insurance Fraud Scheme
This is Justin Bombardier from Attleboro. He’s into bathroom selfies, the n word, public airing of his disputes with…
Trump Launching An Official White House Complaint Form For Social Media Banishment Is Exactly Why I Will Be Voting For Him Again In 2020
This right here is one of many reasons why I will be voting for President Trump again in 2020:…
Packleader PetTrackers’ Jamie Genereux Is Suing Me And 10 Other Women For Making Comments After Manch Wrote About His Involvement With Jerod Mayo’s Dead Dog
We’re being sued again, and it might be the most absurd lawsuit of them all. And although I have…
Turtleboy Justice Identifies MBTA Hooligans, Dante Comparetto Goes In The Turtleboy Graveyard, New Lawsuit
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s late night garage podcast is brought to you by our newest advertiser Beard Justice…
Misogynist Jeremey Comeau And Mass Democratic Party Twitter Account Accuse 16 Year Old Girl Of Being Bigoted Because She Doesn’t Like Losing To Boys In Track
Last week we published a blog about Selina Soule, a Glastonbury High School junior who bravely came forward and…
