Walmart Wookie Monster Keeps Dog In Obvious Distress In Hot Car While She Shops In Walmart, Goes Full White Trash On Concerned Citizens
Blogs at Turtleboy work on a season rotation. November and December are the “I’m a single Mom looking for…
Fall River Rat Trap Queen Encourages Teenage Daughter’s Jr. Hoodbooger Streetside Beat Down In Shining Display Of Responsible Parenting
On today’s episode of “Growing up River Rat”, we have this beloved childhood memory memorialized on film, from New Bedford…
Must Listen: Step-Dad Of Dead Amesbury Teen Threatens To Murder Me, Wishes Death On My Kids, Says His Daughter Was Attractive, Lies Several Times
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s late night garage podcast is brought to you by our newest advertiser Beard Justice…
Momma Meatflaps Confessed That She Lied About Kidnapping But Is Now Blaming Her Crotch Fruit, Also Was Arrested In 2013 After Kidnapping Her Kids And Moving To Florida
Did NSTB call this one or what? The MSM needs to wait on the police to report when an…
Pumpkin Spice Patrick Starts Bruins Stanley Cup Tickets GoFundMe For Negligent Amesbury Ratchet Parents Whose Daughter Died After They Never Reported Her Missing
I got a followup on the blog SSTG did yesterday about Chloe Ricard, the poor 13 year old girl…
Manchester Meat Clunge Forces Sister To Fight Much Bigger Girl Outside Parkside Middle School, Videotapes And Coaches Rounds 1 And 2
Here’s a video a parent posted (but did not shoot herself) of two girls fighting outside of Parkside Middle…
Buttmunch Billy Shaner Got Everyone Fired At Worcester Magazine And He’s The Only One Left Because He Makes Minimum Wage
This is what Karma looks like: Today Gatehouse Media laid off Worcester Magazine’s editor and arts editor. I am…
Lawsuit Of The Day: Legal “Expert” Andrew Frost Threatens To Sue Me, Is Still Incoherent And Delusional
Back in March, I had written a blog at the behest of a delusional bootleg pot dealer who was upset…
Momma Meatflaps Tells Peabody Police A Hispanic Dude Kidnapped Her Crotch Fruit, Adds More Lies On Facebook To Story With More Holes Than Swedish Ganbang
The mainstream media will print ANYTHING that gets them clicks, regardless of how unbelievable and obviously untrue it is:…
Amesbury Mom Who Didn’t Report Deceased 13 Year Old Daughter Missing On A School Night Signs Into Her Facebook Page, Goes Full Ratchet
A story about a 13 year old girl who died after being dropped off with no pulse at a…
Peabody Princess Jizmine Is Selling $2,100 Worth Of Food Stamps For “Bomb Ass Dealz” Because She Doesn’t Eat And Hopefully Doesn’t Have Custody Of Crotch Fruit
This is Vanessa Noseworthy (yes, her name is legitimately Noseworthy) from Gloucester. In a town full of fishermen she…
Failure Swift Hired A State Representative And Attorney Who’s Been Held In Contempt Twice To Sue Me And Has Been Granted A Restraining Order Without Notifying Me
I am being sued by Kathryn Narcisi, AKA Failure Swift, in the most egregious and absurd lawsuit you have…
Fall River Orangastank Leaves Several Cocoa Canoes On Stranger’s Lawn In Assonet, Abandons Car At Scene Of The Slime, Crotch Fruits Remain MIA
This is Stephenie with 3 E’s Serrano. Her Facebook profile shows that she has a litter of crotch fruits…
Scamderella Lunch Lady Was Writing Creepy Facebook Messages To The 17 Year Old Jock She Was Trying To Impress With Free Food
The other day Turtleboy became the first media outlet to call out former New Hampshire lunch lady Bonnie Kimball…
Maude The Fraud Becomes A Lobbyist, Lying Lunch Lady Exposed For GoFundMe Scam
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s late night garage podcast is brought to you by our newest advertiser Beard Justice…
Lunatic Georgetown Gravydumpster Harasses Local PD Relentlessly Over Unsubstantiated “Hacking” And “Stalking” Allegations Made Up Against Former Detective
Last week a post was brought to our attention made by a woman who claimed her ability to message Turtleboy was…
Chalky Charlie Starts Online Mob After Being Kicked Out Of Hampton Beach Seafood Joint For Being A Latino Illegal Immigrant Even Though He’s Clearly White
Saw this VERY real story on the Mingya Valley Facebook group this morning….. Actually, you CAN make this up,…
Maude The Fraud Gives Impression That She’s Military And A Rape Survivor, Has Met With Karen Spilka And Robert DeLeo To Pass Her Anti-Rape Bill Which Is Based Off Of A Lie
Hard to believe it’s been a year since Maude “the fraud” Gorman made national headlines by pretending to be…
Brookline Becky Starts $4K GoFundMe For Boston City Employee Arrested For Larceny Because She’s “Innocent” And Was Framed By BPD For Not Being White
This is Boston Public Health Commission employee Dareece Santos. She’s a woke and constantly oppressed social justice warrior extraordinaire who currently…
This Is Why I Have No Problem Selling Out Manch And Anonymous Shitposters
I normally don’t read the comments because I believe that turtle riders should have their say there and we…
