Only In Fall River Could You Find Thousands Of People Dumb Enough To Vote To Keep Juicy Jasiel Correia In Office After Being Arrested By The FBI
In the most Fall River news ever, Jasiel Correia, who was arrested by the feds just months ago and…
Vote Now: Polls Close At 8pm Today For Fall River Recall Election, Who Should Be The Mayor Of Fall River?
Today Fall River voters are deciding on the future of Jasiel “Lap Dance” Correia’s leadership at the helm of their…
GhettoGlob Foodstampotomus Tries To Sell Her Foodstamps, Flat Screen TV, And Begs For Money On Facebook, Ends Up Making A Second Appearance On Turtleboy Instead
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With The Recall Vote Impending, Fall River Politics Is Rapidly Devolving Into A Very Public Ratchet Fight And It’s Mesmerizing To Watch
The City of Fall River has yet to rid itself of the criminal sophomoric baby Mayor they inexplicably put into…
The EBT SqualorBunny Squad Has Flocked To Defend Fall River’s Finest Citizen Sentenced For Shooting Near A Middle School And The Comments Are Pure Ratchet Gold
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Fiena Turner And Sex Bucket Hubby Start GoFundMe After She Fell Asleep With Lit Cigarette During A Bender, Burned Her Fall River Apartment Down And Killed Her 3 Cats
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Poopshoot Pedro Arrested For Stalking And Writing Terrorist Threats On Fall River Facebook Group Where He’s Protected By Portagee Pubefarm Facebook Admin Nazi
Herald News: A 31-year-old city man is charged with stalking and making terroristic threats after posting a variety of threats…
The Reactions To This Fall River Furburger Dumping V-8 Juice All Over Clamato Cashier In An Act Of Ratchet Revenge Are So Fall River It Hurts
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Brockton Al-Qaeda Idol Champion Starts Hoodrat Party Bus As Front For Fentanyl And Cocaine Business, Has Crotch Fruit Pose With Drug Proceeds Because He’s Taking Over The “Empire” When Dad Dies At Age 31
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Fall River FungalFupa and Scramburglar Called Out On Social Media For Chew And Screw, Wisely Show Up In The Comments, Chick’s Cockeyed Boyfriend Presumably Displeased
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Fall River Swamp Gorilla Threatens To Burn Guy’s House Down For Signing Recall Petition That Mayor Juicy Jasiel Correia Posts On Facebook With Names And Addresses
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The Top Five Most Hilariously Awful Massachusetts Based Rap Videos On YouTube
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Dighton Sybian Jockey Wants Free Christmas Stuff For Adult Kid And 2 Crotch Fruits, Quit Job Last Month, Lives In Nice House, Goes On Cruises, Drinks Like A Fish
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Fall River Mayor Jassiel “Lapdance” Correia Accidentally Posts His Tinder Account (Despite Having GF) While Accusing Concerned Citizen Of Hacking His Facebook Page
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Fall River Boner Fluffers Rob The South Coast’s Worst Liar, Lock Him In His Own Bathroom, The Herald News Buys It Hook, Line and Sinker Because Common Sense Is No Longer Common.
Fall River Boner Fluffers Rob The South Coast’s Worst Liar, Lock Him In His Own Bathroom, The Herald News Buys…
Reader Email: Investors Who Lost Money To Fall River Mayor Jasiel Correia Were Bribing Him For City Contracts They Never Got, And They Knew His App Was A Cheap Knockoff
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Port-a-Geez Mafia Cult Shows Up To Mayor Baby Face Boner Champ’s Press Conference To Shout “Fake News” At “Press Conference” When Reporters Asked Him Where Missing Money Went
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Baby Face Boner Champ Fall River Mayor Is Refusing To Resign, Says He Dindu Nuffin, Even Though He Spent $363K Of Other People’s Money On Strippers, Casinos, Mercedes, And Other Luxuries
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Fall River’s Baby Faced Boner Champ Mayor Is In Jail For Defrauding Investors With Stupid App No One Wanted While Living Pimp Daddy Lifestyle Like He’s Mayor Of A Real City
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Family Starts GoFundMe For Career Criminal Who Killed Cape Cop Father And Veteran Kevin Quinn On Way Home From Seeing Newborn Daughter In Hospital
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