Ultimate Beta Male Dad Lets CNN Exploit His Abused Kids Who Want Their Schools To Force Masking Or Else Her Brother Will Die
This is Matt Hartley, a “pastor” and father of two from Jacksonville. The other day his kids were featured…
After Closing Schools Due To High COVID Positivity Leominster Superintendent Flies To Florida For Essential Activity Of Watching Tom Brady Play Football
This is Leominster Public Schools Superintendent Paula Deacon. Leominster was the first of many districts in the state to…
I Won’t Apologize For The Blog On The Missing New Bedford Woman Now That She’s Reportedly Dead Because I Was 100% Right
Last month we published a blog about missing New Bedford woman Jahliajia Finklea, a tribal member who had just turned…
Marty McJiggles And Fanny Devito Fight With Pants Down, Fupas Out To Determine Who Is King Of The Wawa At 2 In The Morning
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All The Dumbest Criminals Live In Florida: Fallopian Funnel And Meth-a-riffic Mastodon Get Arrested On DUI, Wisely Decide To Engage In Some Gland-To-Gland Combat In Back Of Police Cruiser
What the fuck are they pumping into the water supply down in Florida? First Coast News: “A man and woman…
New Bedford Dick Pic Princess Extorts Shitbag Ex-Boyfriend By Hacking Into His Facebook And Threatening To Post His Noodz If He Doesn’t Pay Her
This is Breyanna Dean, a New Bedford native who now resides in Florida (AKA the New Bedford of the…
The Queef Patrol Is Really Mad At WCVB For Sharing Mugshot Of Tyrannosaurus Necks
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Feces-Covered Hoardapotumus Arrested For Animal Cruelty And Child Neglect, Has 50 Neglected Animals Removed From Deplorable Home “Rescue”
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Hundreds Of Pounds Of Mary Jane Keep Floating Ashore In Florida And If The Cops Think We’re Going To Help Identify This Woman “Stealing” Free Pot They Must Be High
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This Unhinged Lunatic Went Full Psycho On Facebook Today, Complete With Racist And Homophobic Death Threat Rants, Ensured The Public That’s He a Total Threat Then Hits Up Strangers For Narcotics
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Florida Methwaffle Tells Cop To Google Methwaffle To Confirm His Identity, Also Has New Baby With Another Baby On The Way And No Job
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Methwaffle Called Cyber Crimes On Turtleboy, Tweeted At Trump To Help Him, Threatened To Murder Girlfriend’s Baby Daddy And Is Now Back In Jail
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Millions Support Methwaffle After Viral Video Alleging Abuse Of Girlfriend’s Child, Turns Out He’s A Registered Sex Offender, Tried Hiring Attorney Richard N. Vulva
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Jeffrey Dahmer 2.0 Who Dumped Bleeding, Near Dead Pitbull Puppy In Suitcase In October Has Been Arrested, And He’s Even Worse Than You Imagined
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Pitbull Puppy Stabbed, Beaten Left For Dead Inside Suitcase In Abandoned Building Like An Episode Of SVU – We Need To Find Dahmer 2.0 Responsible
Pitbull Puppy Stabbed, Beaten, Left For Dead Inside Suitcase In Abandoned Building Like An Episode Of SVU – We Need…
When Virtue Signaling Goes Wrong: Chalky Balboa Gets Invited To Black Barbecues After Viral FB Post About Beating Up Racists, Saving Black Child
When Virtue Signaling Goes Wrong: Chalky Balboa Gets Invited To Black Barbecues After Viral FB Post About Beating Up Racists,…
Kids Who Filmed And Laughed At Guy As He Drowned In A Pond Should Be Exposed And Humiliated Regardless Of How Old They Are
Kids Who Filmed And Laughed At Guy As He Drowned In A Pond Should Be Exposed And Humiliated Regardless Of…
Florida Gutter Weasel Frauds Desperate Man Looking For A Relationship Out Of $300,000
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Vegan Nazis Use 9 Year Old To Harass Two Guys Fishing, Throw Away Their Fish, Because They’re Too Scared To Confront A Bear
Vegan Nazis Use 9 Year Old To Harass Two Guys Fishing, Throw Away Their Fish, Because They’re Too Scared To Confront…
All-Star Mom Arrested For Letting Snake Bite 1 Year Old Baby To Teach Her A Lesson, Wears XXL South Park Shirt To Interview
All-Star Mom Arrested For Letting Snake Bite 1 Year Old Baby To Teach Her A Lesson, Wears XXL South Park Shirt…
