SJW Superintendent Cancels Halloween In Melrose
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Haverhill Honch Hogs Brag About Getting Other People’s Kids Suspended From School For Wearing Mesh Masks
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San Juan Sandy From Salisbury Beach Fight Video Gets Attacked And Fights Frosty Francine While Working At Wendy’s In Lowell
A bunch of people sent me a ratchet World Star caliber video from the Wendy’s on Chelmsford Street in…
Haverhill Humpy Pumpy Shames Guy She Claims Gave Her Herpes On Viral Facebook Post, Includes Negative Herpes Test And Medication Not Used For Herpes As Evidence
This is Olivia Rodrigues from Haverhill. Yesterday she caught our attention after alleging on Facebook that a guy she…
Haverhill Teacher’s Union Pulls Fear Porn Stunt With Dead Kid Shoes On City Hall Steps To Protest Going Back To Work Despite Partying At The Beach And Going To BLM Protests
Charlie Baker of all people announced this week that he wants schools to open, largely because it’s completely safe…
Cheesesteak Chimney Who Parked In Handicapped Spot Lied About Being A Revere Cop, Vows Deformation Lawsuits Against Turtleboy For Lying
Yesterday we published a blog about some cheesesteak chimney who got caught parking in a Haverhill handicapped spot while…
Cheesesteak Chimney Says It’s OK That She Parked Illegally In Haverhill Handicapped Sport Because She’s A Revere Cop
Does this look like a cop to you? Well, according to this deep fried gravy dumpster she is in…
Summer Officially Begins At Salisbury Beach After Henny Hog Goblins Exchange Fisticuffs And Nearly Crush Rat Dog To Death
COVID spreads in places like Lawrence because ghetto folk don’t do social distancing. And when it finally cracks 80…
Drunken Southie Slop Donkey Tries Stabbing Chinstrapped Leprechaun In The Head After Getting Kicked Out Of Haverhill Chinese Restaurant
A couple people sent me a link from a YouTube channel called “Active Self Protection,” showing a drunken boob…
Haverhill Plus Sized Pinata Threatens To Shoot President Trump Over New Law Forcing Able Bodied Cheesehogs To Work 20 Hours A Week To Get Food Stamps
While Congress is wasting everyone’s time trying to impeach the duly elected President during an election year, Trump is…
Fetal Alcohol Freddy Who Cheered On Stabbing Of CO At Shirley Prison Was Arrested In 2017 On Felony Gun Charges And Is Still Free Despite Also Stabbing A Guy In 2011
The other day Shell Shocker wrote a blog about some hoodboogers for cheering on the stabbing of a corrections…
Hogzilla Destroys Haverhill Chinese Restaurant With Unverified Post Accusing Them Of Harassing Special Needs People She Was Supposed To Be Watching
One of the worst things about social media is the fact that it gives mobs of idiots the ability…
Methuen Salon Stands By Scrotum Scruffer Hairdresser Who Harassed Woman Whose Sister Just Died Because She Wouldn’t Let Him Promote Drag Queen Show On Her Facebook Page
This is Ricky Ricci from Haverhill. He appropriates feminine culture by dressing as a woman in the most ridiculous…
Pantene Proqueef Robs 94 Year Old Woman Outside Lawrence Walgreens After He Never Went To Prison For Selling Heroin In Haverhill
City of Lawrence: At approximately 1:54 PM this afternoon Lawrence Police responded to the Walgreen’s Pharmacy at 220 South…
Haverhill Hog Donkey Leaves Bartender $90 Check For Bill With $2 Tip, Check Bounces, He Ignores Calls, Backfires Majorly
Scumbag alert out of Haverhill (redundant, I know): More of this please! This is the single best way to…
Granite State Grundle Goblin Scams People For Gifts For Unnamed Poor Kids Then Sells It All On Facebook, Has Multiple Google Trophies, Had A Coma GoFundMe Last Year, Says She’s A Great Person
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The Haverhill Hog Jockey Berated Desk Girl, Called Cops On Tons Of Turtle Riders For Talking About Her eBay GoFundMe Scam, Refuses To Fill Out Blog Removal Form
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Haverhill Hog Jockey Starts GoFundMe With Tall Tale About Being Conned Out Of Patriots Tickets For Fiance On eBay, Story Unravels The More She Opens Her Piehole
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Haverhill Ham Heralder Whips Gravy Spigot Out On The Commuter Rail, Hoses Down The Train At North Station With 40 People On Board
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Haverhill Scumbaguette Who Started A GoFundMe After Fire Destroyed Apartment She Wasn’t A Tenant In Is Now Claiming She Was Raped In Newburyport And Doesn’t Remember Any Of It
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