Discount Dipshit Covers Up Artist’s Signature, Takes Credit For Her Work After He Gets Pity Discount At Newly Opened Malden Gym
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Bernie Crack Does The Fentanyl Floss On Top Of Car In His Birthday Suit After Holding Up Traffic In Malden
Commuters in Malden were in for treated to a show today when a confused African-American man in his birthday…
Stoneham Spunkguzzlet Robbed Of Christmas Gifts And Asking For Money In North Shore Mom Facebook Groups Is A Notorious Junkie Who Sells Food Stamps And Robs Elderly Women
A North Shore single mom from Malden and Revere had the misfortune of having all of her kid’s presents…
Hyphenated Last Name Malden SJW BU Professor Brags About Going Full Karen On People Exercising At Pond For Not Wearing Masks
This is Fern Remedi-Brown from Malden. She’s a “senior lecturer” at BU, an instructor at Northeastern, and a former…
Karens Force Malden City Councilor To Grovel For Forgiveness After Calling Cops On Her For Throwing Crotch Fruit Outdoor Birthday Party
A Malden City Councilor literally had to issue a public apology for throwing her grown crotch fruit a 21st…
Mattapan Macaroni Maggot Crashes Car While Evading Malden Cops Days After Posting That Cops Would Never Catch Him, Posts Videos Of Unrestrained Crotch Fruit In Backseat
The Malden Police responded to a call about some chud uttering fraudulent checks, attempted to pull him over, and…
Masshealth Mastodon Starts Fundraiser For Flesh Eating Bacteria From Too Much Heroin Even Despite Disability Cash & Free Health Insurance, Blows Money On Pot, Vapes, Eyebrows
A couple years back North Shore Turtlebabe published a blog profiling some Revere ratchets who got into a spectacular…
Malden Police Chief And Sassy DTA Worker Each Cop Block Bitch Bio Josh Abrams’ Soul After He Tries To Film Poor People At The Welfare Office
Last month cop block bitch boi Josh Abrams swore that I would be arrested and/or charged by the Stoneham…
Malden Splooge Rag Threatens To Commit Suicide By Cop, Then Sells Food Stamps On Facebook 2 Days Later
We haven’t done an episode of Food Stamp Friday in a while, but we got a ratchet surprise in…
The Malden Muff Buffer Fought Another Guy At A Peabody Bar, Blamed Him For Sending Turtleboy Information On Her Pretending To Be Victim Of A Hate Crime
Who remembers these “love birds?” Those would be the Malden Muff Buffer and her Muff Daddy, who last June…
This Slovakian Ali G Just So Happens To Look Exactly Like The Guy Who Stabbed 2 Random People In Everett, Killing 1 Of Them
Update: This is NOT the guy who stabbed the dude. He just has the misfortune of looking exactly like…
Duckface Debbie Starts $10,000 GoFundMe To Fly To Florida For New Years To Party With Fabulous Cool Mom
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Medford Meth Maggots Who Abandoned And Neglected 6 Year Old Daughter Went On Dr. Phil Thinking They’re Celebrities, Find Out The Hard Way They’re There To Be Shamed And Won’t Be Getting Daughter Back
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Malden Meth Puppet And Friends Are Protesting And Threatening To Kill Police After Their Junkie Friend Died In MPD Custody While High As Shit After Smashing Windows
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Gutless Malden High School Principal Chris Mastrangelo Cancels Football Game Against Everett Because Kids Might Get Boo-Boos Against Better Team, But Everett Never Forfeits Soccer Even Though They Can’t Beat Malden
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Malden Meth Muppets Gave Back The Red Sox AL East Banner And Got No Ransom For It, But The North Shore GED Express Is Going After Turtleboy In Their Honor
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Malden Meth Muppets Holding The Red Sox AL East Champions Banner Ransom That They Probably Stole For Crack Money Are So Malden It Hurts And Can’t Stop Milking Their 15 Minutes Of Masshole Fame
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Everett Oxygoblin Steals Donation Bin From Malden Burger King Parking Lot Intended To Support Local Schools, Forgets That It Won’t Fit In His Car, Drives Off With It Anyway
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Malden Meat Pirate Arrested In Boston Police Station For Stealing Purse After Being Released For Shoplifting Arrest Is Looking For OCs On Facebook And Wants You To Know About Her Hep-C Appointment
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Malden Muff Buffer Took Down Her Fake Hate Crime Facebook Post And Then Her Entire Page Now That We Exposed That The Whole Thing Was A Lie
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