Patrick Pass’ Wife Is Making Bank Price Gouging Trademarked Patriots Masks Her Husband Autographs
Name that three time Patriots Super Bowl Champion from this image. Does Patrick Pass ring a bell? Probably not…
John Henry Sends Shit Dick Globe Reporter To Find Hack State Senator And Doctor To Write Hit Piece On Bob Kraft For Flying In Masks From China That Aren’t The “Gold Standard”
Two weeks ago Bob Kraft flew the Patriots plane to China to pick up a shitload of much needed…
God Still Loves Us More
Since this is techinically a sportball blog I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention the elephant in the room: We…
Patriots Fan Cam Shows Patrick Mahomes’ Stupid Girlfriend Wasn’t In Her Seat At Gillette And Was Texting Most Of The Game, Also Live Tweeted Her Stepfather’s Death
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Rich Chick Who Invited Pat Mahomes’ Lying Girlfriend To Her Suite Also Said That Her Son Dindu Nuffin After Being Arrested For Child Sex Trafficking At Last Year’s Super Bowl
Yesterday we published a blog exposing Pat Mahomes’ clout chasing girlfriend for lying about being moved by Gillette Stadium…
Reader Email: Pat Mahomes’ Stupid Brother And Attention Seeking Girlfriend Lied About Being Harassed And Moved By Patriots Fans
We’ve got a follow up on yesterday’s story about Pat Mahomes’ stupid girlfriend whining that she had to be…
Pat Mahomes Stupid Self-Important Girlfriend And Brother Made Up A Story About Being Moved By Gillette Security For Her Safety Because Patriots Fans Were Mean To Her
Everyone who knows anything about anything knows that the Patriots got hosed on Sunday. This is what it takes…
Patriots Lost But At Least We Don’t Have Ratchet Players Like Jermaine Whitehead Threatening To Fuck Our Moms And Shoot Us On Twitter
The Patriots got their ass beat last night by the most classless organization in the NFL – the Baltimore…
Ratio Queen Shirley Leung Accuses Patriots Of Looking The Other Way On Antonio Brown, Forgets She Works At Boston Globe Which Looks The Other Way On Sexual Harassment All The Time
The Boston Globe continues to be the most blindly hypocritical “news” organization that has ever existed. On Antonio Brown,…
Did Antonio Brown Really Bust A Load On A Woman’s Back Who Then Agreed To Hang Out Again Because He Pinky Swore He Wouldn’t Rape Her This Time?
NYT: Antonio Brown of the New England Patriots, the most prominent wide receiver in the N.F.L., has been accused of raping a…
New Hampshire DA Indicting Patrick Chung After Cops Accidentally Found Cocaine In His House Recently Dropped Felony Meth And Fentanyl Charges Against Sex Offender Career Criminal
NESN: New England Patriots safety Patrick Chung was indicted on a charge of cocaine possession, the Belknap County (NH)…
New Video Of Patriots Parade Brawl Shows License Plate And It Turns Out They’re All Bigger Chuds Then We Thought
New footage of the savages throwing fisticuffs at the Patriots parade and vying for the crown of King Douchebag has…
Imagine How Desperate For Attention You’d Have To Be To Bring A “Fuck Me Gronk” Sign To The Patriots Parade?
Shell Shocker just blogged about a bunch of male chuds ruining the Patriots parade for families with children. But…
It Wouldn’t Be A Patriots Parade Without A Bunch Of Savages Beating The Shit Out Of Each Other To See Who Is King Douchebag 2019
It wouldn’t be a Patriots parade without a bunch of drunken hooligans Quincy (probably) ruining the day for children…
Top 13 Ways The Patriots Cheated To Beat The Chiefs And Win The AFC Championship
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Patriots Vs. Charges Live Blog
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The Patriots Aren’t Releasing The Name Of Peachfuzz Pedro Who Threw Beer On Tyreek Hill And Is Charged And Banned For Life, But I Bet He’s From Abington
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Patriots Fan Facebook Page Appears To Be Scamming People With Fake Raffles That Made Up People Win For Non-Existent Row 5 Season Tickets By Offering More Raffle Tickets If You Buy Their Crappy Shirts
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Terrible Twat Gasher Calls Adorable 3 Year Old Sexist For Singing National Anthem “Over” Female Singer At Patriots Game, Then Says He Needs Speech Therapy
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Former Patriots Linebacker Jerod Mayo’s Bulldog Knox Mysteriously Disappeared In Wrentham While With Trainer From Providence And The Company Is Acting As Shady As Possible
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