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2$moke From 860 Money Crew Got Arrested For Attacking A Connecticut State Cop And It’s Gotta Be Some Sort Of…
2$moke From 860 Money Crew Got Arrested For Attacking A Connecticut State Cop And It’s Gotta Be Some Sort Of…
The Return Of Saturday Night Turtleboy Live Featuring Intern Turtle Was Hot Fire And Broke All Sorts Of Ratings Records…
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The Fact That The Bounty On Turtleboy’s Head Is Only $1,000 Is The Most Insulting Thing Anyone Has Ever Said…
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Middleboro Cheddarpoon Decorates Neighbor Veteran’s Car With Dog Poo Despite Never Speaking To Him Before Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…
Pubestachio Crashes Car Driving 111 MPH Evading State Cops, Abandons 2 Year Old Daughter In Backseat, Baby Momma Says He’s…
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Disgraced Nurse Suspended For Mishandling Drugs Defends Honor Of Dick Pic Donkey Who Threatens Massive Lawsuit For Blog About Him…
Just Like We Said, Government Officials Claim DA Joe Early Communicated Directly With Colonel McKeon To Redact Alli Bibaud’s Arrest…
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Lawsuit Of The Day: Lawrence Criscopoon Deadbeat Dad Rapper Is Suing Turtleboy Sports For Defamation Because His Tattoos And Weed…
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New Bedford Moby Trick Bootleg Lesbo Selling Food Stamps On Facebook For Half Face Value Despite Recent Arrests For Selling…
Local Milford Boob Who Doesn’t Understand How Crosswalks Work Wanders Into Traffic And Gets Nailed By Hit And Run Driver…