Brilliant Rhode Island Man Selling Stolen Inspection Tickers On Facebook Page With 25,000 Members
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Somehow This Guy Who Was Caught Mid-Stroke Making Tummy Pancakes At the Northampton Public Library Only Got A $125 Fine
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Webster Wangsta Who Was Arrested For Stealing A $3,400 Necklace From Auburn Mall Sears Is The Most Ghettofabulous Hoodrat We’ve Ever Seen
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Warren Swamp Maggot’s Fam Is Mad We Put Him On Blast For Home Invading Elderly Woman At Knifepoint, Girlfriend Is Keepin It 100
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This Hoodrat Getting Caught Shoplifting At Stoughton IKEA Because She Stuffed A Frying Pan In Her Ass, While Wearing Leggings, Is The Funniest Thing You’ll See All Day
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Warren Swamp Maggot Arrested For Home Invasion Of An Elderly Ware Woman Brags About What He’ll Do To Home Invaders On Facebook
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Slugrake Career Criminal Couple Exploit Public Sympathy For Grieving Child, After His Mom Dies, To Make Off With GoFundMe Money Meant For Mom’s Burial
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Chicago Bulls Flat Brimmed Hat Gutterslug From Marlborough Goes To Home Invasion, Forgets To Wear Mask And Is The Only One ID’d
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22 Year Old Danielson Father Of 3 Caught By Cops Right Before He Was About To Bang His 14 Year Old Girlfriend In A Dodge Neon
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Bootleg 90’s Rap Video Throwback With Jorts Arrested In Sutton For 2nd DUI Driving Wrong Way On Route 146
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Springfield Cheeshog Busted After Being Suspected Of Stealing $80,000 From Work At K-Mart
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Dear Feminists: An Open Letter From SSTurtlegirl To Any Of You Who Bullied Steve Martin About His Tweet Remembering Carrie Fisher
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David Njuguna Isn’t A Pothead, He’s a Cold Blooded Murderer Who Intentionally Killed Trooper Thomas Clardy
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The Asshat Who Tried Gauging A Worcester Cop’s Eyes Out Represented Himself At Trial, Called Himself A Model Citizen, And Shocking Was Found Guilty
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West Springfield Buttnut Drives Drunk, Gets In Accident, Tells Cop He Hates Police, Doesn’t Realize Cop Is UFC Fighter, Instantly Regrets Decision
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That Face You Make When You Get Busted Stealing Christmas Packages From People’s Porches And It Takes Five Cops And A Taser To Take You Down
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Duckfaced Webster/Thompson Junior Smokeshows Arrested For Driving Drunk Over 100 MPH Into Oxford, Caught Hiding Under Tarp
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Does This Look Like A Guy Who Got Busted For Filming His Dog Giving Him A BJ In A West Springfield Motel Room And Sending It To Some Chick He Just Met In A Bruins Chatroom?
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This Gender Non-Conforming Websterite Bank Robber Who Drew A Mustache On Their Face Is The Most Webster Bank Robber Of All Time
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Morons Defend Hoodrats Who Pulled The Chew And Screw Because Shaming Criminals Is Heartless
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