If You Troll Turtleboy Sports, Try To Do A Better Job Than This Guy
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Angry Apple Orchard Dad Somehow Emasculates Himself Even Worse With Hilarious Blog For Time Magazine
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook So earlier this week we wrote about some idiot named Aaron Gouveia who writes a blog…
Local Dad Flips Out Because Of “Offensive” Sign At Northborough Apple Picking Farm That Implies That Dads Are Fun People
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Question for all the dudes out there, especially the dads. Do you find this sign…
Arizona Cardinals’ Jonathan Dwyer Arrested For Beating The Shit Out Of His Wife, Because, Why Not?
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Arizona Cardinals running back Jonathan Dwyer is suspected of assaulting his wife in TWO separate…
Kanye West Trying To Make a Handicapped Person Stand At His Concert Is So Kanye West It Hurts
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Predictably Some Nudniks Aren’t Happy About the Super Chinese Buffet Blog
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Pam Anderson, Cincinnati Catholic Church Encourage People Not To Donate Ice Bucket Challenge Money To ALS Research
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Boston.com: You’d probably think that raising millions of dollars to fund research to…
Matt Walsh Tried To Explain His Robin Williams Suicide is Selfish Blog, Makes It Much, Much Worse
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook So by now you’ve probably heard about Matt Walsh’s blog in which he…
Moron Of The Week: Blogger Matt Walsh Says Robin Williams Was Selfish, And His Depression Could’ve Been Fixed With Some Joy
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook There have been a lot of different reactions to the death of Robin…
Bachelorette Loser Says The Most Emasculating Thing A Man Has Ever Said After Getting Loser Rose
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook We wrote a blog a week or so back about the worst shows…
Justin Blackmon Arrested By Dooshnozzle Cop For Weed While Ray Rice Beats The Shit Out Of His Fiance – Guess Who’s Suspended For The Year?
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Jaguars wide receiver Justin Blackmon, already on an indefinite suspension from the NFL under its…
Fat Bastard Andrew Rector Who Fell Asleep At Yankees Red Sox Game Is Suing MLB, John Kruk For Bullying
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook One New York Yankees fan hopes that suing for snoozing will work out in his…
Dzokhar Tsarnaev’s Lawyers Want His Trial Moved To Washington DC Because Morons There Think He Didn’t Blow Up Boston Marathon
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MIAA Spokesman Paul Wetzel Goes On Dennis And Callahan, Somehow Makes MIAA Sound Worse
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JV Basketball Coach Barges Into Amherst High School To Illegally Recruit Freshmen, Ends Up Locking Down School 45 Minutes
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Turtleboy has gone mainstream. Check out our blogs for WEEI.COM’s Dennis & Callahan’s Producer’s Blog. Administrators…
Boston Marathon BanditJon Gugala Just Wrote Another Terrible Article On Running For Deadspin
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Remember Jon Gugala? The idiot who wrote the article for Deadspin about the Boston Marathon bandits…
UMass Women’s Lacrosse Commenters Think Josh Brown Is “Creepy” Because He’s Loud and Not White
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook So the UMass Women’s Lacrosse scandal is all the buzz on the world wide internets…
Worst Neighbor Ever: Worcester Lady’s Dog Poops On Neighbor’s Yard, Poops On Herself, Assaults Ambulance Drivers, Gets Handcuffed To Gurney
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Saw this story on a loyal Turtleboy Sports reader’s Facebook page. It all began when…
Leominster Mayor Dean Mazzarella Calls Out MIAA For Being Crooks By Charging Old People $10 To Watch Fitchburg-Longmeadow Game Online
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