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Editor’s Note: Jorge Zambrano and David Njuguna both killed police officers this year. We kept them off this list because Turtleboy is all about the satire. What these two pieces of garbage did cannot be satirized.
This year we have chronicled an epidemic of naughtiness on Turtleboy Sports. And since today is Christmas Eve it’s time to announce our naughty list for 2016, to see who’s earned a big lump of coal in their stocking from Santa Turtleboy. There’s sooooo many to choose from, so we had to shorten the list down to 125, which we will be breaking down into five parts in our countdown to see who was the naughtiest of them all this year. Since we don’t really have the time to explain what each and every one of these slug rakes did to earn their way onto our naughty list, we summed it up with a simple Haiku for each, as well as a link to the blogs about them so you can relive their naughtiness. Here’s #125-101!!
125. Zarna Joshi
Awful SJW
Says Hugh Mungus Harassed Her
Loses God Damn Mind
124. Robert Kowolski and the West Warwick ratchet patrol
Ginger arrested
Ghetto ass Dad and son wear
Chicago Bulls Hats
123. Josh Sanderski
Failed election bid
For undercover porn star
Who plays the gay card
122. Bernie Sanders
Rejects Wall Street Cash
Loses to Wall Street puppet
Still kisses her ass
Bernie Sanders Was The Lying Sellout We All Knew He Was From The Beginning
121. David Price and his stupid girlfriend
Thirty million bucks
Wasted on choke job pitcher
Girlfriend can’t shut up
120. Josh Odam – racist UMass student trustee
UMass idiot
Won’t sell shirts to white people
Says he’s not racist
119. Dani Mathers
Playboy model skank
Shames fat chick in locker room
Santa brings her AIDS
118. Paul Conzo Salon bullies
Bad review from skag
Business slandered by lynch mob
Some people just suck
Facebook Warriors Destroy Worcester Salon After Random Woman Bashes Them On Internet
117. Plainfield sex offender foster parents
Raising bunch of kids
Level 3 sex offender
DCF fucked up
116. Royalston Selectboard
Pro-police ribbons
Selectboard says they are racist
Stupid ass white people
115. Julia Daley – baby formula scam artist
Skag with no children
Lying for free formula
Selling for profit
Local Woman’s Baby Formula Scam With Imaginary Feeding Tube Baby Is Brilliant And Also Terrible
114. Richard Simone – high speed chase asshole
High speed chase asshole
Gets his ass beat on TV
He deserved that shit
113. Dr. Anjali Ramkissoon – hot psycho Uber doctor
This angry hot chick
Destroys Uber driver’s car
Loses everything
112. Donald Trump
Somehow you can say
Grab her right in the pussy
And be President
111. Lorenda Grella – owner of Rolando’s Cafe in Fitchburg
Bootleg restaurant food
Served with side of Fitchburg sass
Owner gives no fucks
110. Hillary Clinton
Was supposed to win
Forgot she’s unlikeable
SJW’s so sad
Hillary Clinton: Black Families Have To Protect Themselves From Murdering Racist Cops
Hillary Clinton Took A Steamy Dump On Police Because She Is No Different Than Trump
109. Josh Swift – Easthampton bestialisty boy
Feeds dog his penis
Says his ex-girlfriend made him
Wish the dog bit him
https://https://turtleboysports.com/does-this-look-like-a-guy-who-got-busted-for-filming-his-dog-giving-him-a-bj-in-a-west-springfield-motel-room-and-sending-it-to-some-chick-he-just-met-in-a-bruins-chatroom/
108. Old Balls
Writes crazy bullshit
Fired by the Turtlegram
Turtle on the brain
Breaking News: Turtleboy Got Old Balls Fired From The Telegram And Gazette
107. Barre Selectman
Fired police chief
Said he was being too nice
Fuck is wrong with them?
Barre Voters Just Tossed Out Dooshnozzle Selectman Who Wants To Fire Police Chief For Being Too Nice
106. Deb Goldberg
Pay her enough cash
She’ll let you stay in business
If not, then fuck you
105. Leominster Panhandler Terrence McKenna-Rowell
Twin cities biggest chud
Banned from every street corner
Morons feed habit
Legendary Leominster Panhandler Might Be The Biggest Dooshnozzle In The History Of Panhandling
104. Mariah Moriarty
Cut boyfriend’s balls off
Probably won’t be last time
Some chicks are just nuts
103. Andrew Provost
White guy gets hate note
But that kind of makes no sense
Def wrote it himself
102. Amy Schumer
Promised she would leave
If Trump won the election
Fat ass is still here
Ultra-Edgy Amy Schumer Talks About Her Tampon At Emmy’s Red Carpet Because….Girl Power!!
101. Lowell High School panhandling chick
Too lazy to work
Panhandles for tuition
Ends up staying home
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6 Comment(s)
I bet you 20 bucks “he who shall not be named” is trolling because of the poll. ROFL!!!
I am always here to watch over you turtlebitches.
I did miss Bret being arrested but I did tell you that he had an infatuation with 13 yr olds.
I am blocked from turtleboy because they are scared of me putting them all out there. They are scared that I will take them down for good.
Like the fake story about that guy and his dog. It was a fake story made up by Turtlebitches. And then to read all your comments about the peanut butter ect just shows how sick and twisted you all are in life. Bunch of freaks .
But it’s the Holiday freaks so I wish you all a Merry Christmas you turtlebitches,lmao.
Ps: you may need to go to the backup page to read turtlebitch for Christmas.
Kevin knows that his dog likes nutela better than peanut butter.
#102 could have just as well been that skanky child rapist lena dunham.
I voted for America’s worst roast beef sandwich; Ashley and her wizard sleeved vagina.
Anyone remember Richard Bey from back in the 90s?? I watched it high as a teen lol…Thu-thu-thu-thunder thighs, Thunder thighs, thuuuuunder thighs!!
Firsties!