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Editor’s Note: Jorge Zambrano and David Njuguna both killed police officers this year. We kept them off this list because Turtleboy is all about the satire. What these two pieces of garbage did cannot be satirized.
This year we have chronicled an epidemic of naughtiness on Turtleboy Sports. And since today is Christmas Eve it’s time to announce our naughty list for 2016, to see who’s earned a big lump of coal in their stocking from Santa Turtleboy. There’s sooooo many to choose from, so we had to shorten the list down to 125, which we will be breaking down into five parts in our countdown to see who was the naughtiest of them all this year. Since we don’t really have the time to explain what each and every one of these slug rakes did to earn their way onto our naughty list, we summed it up with a simple Haiku for each, as well as a link to the blogs about them so you can relive their naughtiness. Here’s #50-26!!
50. Vincent Lomba
Biggest dick ever
Hits chick on MBTA
Turtleboy finds him
49. Grafton life coach Jessica Curtis
Blue ribbons racist
According to this life coach
How is that a job?
48. Sharinna Travieso
Says she is artist
Shuts down speech she does not like
Worcester’s biggest fraud
Wannabe “Artist” Reported TBS For Calling Her Dumb Statement Dumb And Got Us Suspended 30 Days
47. Turners Falls padded room Nazis
Whiny bitch parents
Complain about calm down room
Please shut the fuck up
46. Ceyharra Robinson – no tip Brockton trap queen
Brockton chick don’t tip
Thanks for letting us all know
Hope they spit in food
45. The MIAA
Biggest bunch of dicks
Look for ways to punish kids
Brought poor kid to court
44. Centro Los Americas
Shady non-profit
Blowing money on golf trips
Gets caught, plays race card
43. Courthouse jumper
Dont’ wnat to tuck shirt
Let’s find out if I can fly
Nope, turns out I can’t
42. Tchenavia So’Juicii Stallworth
Ratchet ass mother
Makes kid cry on video
Cuz he voted Trump
Woman Abuses Child On Video Because He Voted For President-Elect Donald Trump In Schoolwide Election
41. Sean Bohadiewicz
Dry humps the sitter
Fired as firefighter
So, sells Hatchimals
40. Ware Vibrator Bandits
Two guys and one chick
Looking to have a good time
But don’t want to pay
Three Of Ware’s Finest Rob West Springfield CVS Of KY Lube And Vibrators For Wild Night In The 413
39. Moses Dixon
Beats up his girlfriend
Calls up his Uncle Jimmy
Record gets erased
38. Josh Swalec
Trolls advertisers
Gets taste of own medicine
Big mistake fuck boi
37. Durfee High School parents
Wants kids out of school
Ratchet behavior ensues
Welcome to the Riv
36. Hampshire College
Not a real college
Anti-American cucks
Run for their safe space
Triggered Hampshire College Students Run To The Cops After Being Confronted By Scary American Flags
SJW Graduation Speaker Shits All Over His School In The Most Emasculating Speech Of All Time
35. Liz Costa
Loses all 4 kids
For being degenerate
Begs for drug money
https://https://turtleboysports.com/the-marlboro-gofundme-trap-queen-sent-us-a-message-on-facebook-that-destroyed-turtleboys-soul/
34. Mambo Drink
Ruined Water Street
Cuz they’re a hoodrat magnet
Whips out the race card
33. Carla Darosa
Hits her kids teacher
Rules don’t apply to trap queens
Perfectly normal
32. Andrea Gialtouridis
Yells at Trump voters
Dad is a Trump donor
Exposed as huge fraud
31. Amanda Lacroix
Such a grimy chick
Shocked that she is from Southbridge
Still collects welfare
30. Judge Andrew Mandell
Let Zambrano go
Who then kills an Auburn cop
Nice going moron
29. Kevin Blackmer
Ware degenrate
Doesn’t know how to shut up
Got strip club shut down
28. Karey Carner – Winchendon trashbag Mom
Fights a kid in school
Tells her parents don’t love her
Thinks this is normal
27. Sammie Holland
Internet beggar
Feeds son only McDonalds
Because, fuck working
Sammie Holland Bought A New Car And Put Bogus GoFundMe Back Up
26. Jerrell Sciarra
Looks like he’s forty
Gets expelled over a girl
But chick still dumps him
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9 Comment(s)
If my name hits this list Turtleboy is all done. The only reason that turtlebitch hasn’t been suspended in a month is because they have pulled the racism back a bit.
Continue to be nice and you can keep your blog so all you insecure people can bash others on your bandwagon, I see now you have manufactured stories such as the beastiality piece which is just beyond comprehension. I did find you people from the blog listed on that fake site as friends as you crafted the story, typically not credible reporting from the circus of morons at Turtlebitch sports.
Hey Kevin I love your posts. Do you want to hook up in a private chat room with me?
You’ll be in the top ten, and you won’t do jack shit but spam the report button, you murdering closet case with shit taste in haberdashery.
Firsties!
It is sad that many turtlebitches have gone back into their shells.
Bret the killer Killoran. Matty Moe Moe is really a jellyfish who wants to be a turtleboy. Margaret Melican has lost her touch. Aiden Kearney is in divorce proceedings as his wife found out about the christian young man he has been wrestling with.
The rest are afraid to do battle online as they support Matty Mo Mo blocking me from posting.
Unblock me and I will not have your page suspended thru the New Year. I will also tell you who placed the white hood on your blessed statute.
Hey Kev
Yo, momma is a fat lazy slob, FACT!
You ignorant pos coward jellyfish stalking slime ball slug. I don’t give a fuck if you were trump himself as if you EVER stated that to my face I will rip yours off.
But you will not reveal who you are because you know I am serious. You are nothing but a coward, a scared kitty who hidestroyed behind fake names. Listen here you needle dick the bug fucking punk bitch.
You are fucking with the wrong one and I think that is why you hide like a sissy.
Go fuck off somewhere else and have yourself a shitty drunk cracked out Crimmas…you little midget fag.
Murderer say what?