Two Wildeyeast Infections Fight At Busy Meth Mile Intersection For Mating Rights With Jimmy Junkbox And Access To Bigger Half Of The Crack Rock
It was hot as balls out the last couple days, so tensions were brewing on Meth Mile where two…
It was hot as balls out the last couple days, so tensions were brewing on Meth Mile where two…
It’s been a while since I’ve stumbled across a truly reprehensible GoFundMe campaign here on the East Coast. Not to…
If you think the DCF Moms are ratchet in Massachusetts, wait till you see what the Indiana chapter of…
Mid-Afternoon Manchester Melee Leads to One Arrest, Free Muh Boi Squad Becomes Family Feud of Familiar Faces Want to advertise…
Manchester Information: At approximately 1:45 a.m. on July 8, 2019, police responded to the area of 290 Dubuque Street for…
I hate Disney World with a passion. It’s an insanely overpriced money pit disguised as a vacation. I’ve had…
Last night we brought you an ominous, albeit dubious, warning about sex traffickers/murderers/rapists/organ donor registration courtesy of this broad: it…
This is Hennessy Cardona from Springfield. And no, this is not a joke, the mind attached to the stench…
This post was sent in by a reader not too long ago, and oh mylanta, it’s definitely the internet trainwreck…
The Boston Police shot and killed some shithead the other day after the perp started shooting at them. A…
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This is Marilyn Sanchez. Scissor me timbers! She’s a stripper from the Providence area, which is great, because we’re…
The Dartmouth Police put out a APB for a thief today on their always entertaining Facebook page: LOL, “Hans.”…
Anyone remember Thomas Scopa, Brockton’s biggest bitch and buttnut loser? He’s the chudnugget who once stole his girlfriend’s cancer GoFundMe….
I try to live my life by a few simple rules. First and foremost is to never drink the water…
This is what the Pride parade looks like in New Bedford: And that right there is why New Bedford…
Check out this video taken in a Mcdonald’s on Mass Ave, otherwise known as Methadone Mile, and posted on the…
We haven’t done an episode of Food Stamp Friday in a while, but we got a ratchet surprise in…
We all saw the Bruins get hosed last night on the most egregious non-call in the history of sports….
A turtle rider sent us a hot tip on a grown man who started a $500 Facebook GoFundMe because…