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20-Rock Romeo And Junk Box Juliet Illustrate The Reason Why Vetting Prospective Tenants Is Important By Breaking Into Property And Robbing The Place Blind Two Weeks After Being Evicted For Non Payment Of Rent

Uncle Turtleboy / December 4, 2018

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Haverhill Ham Heralder Whips Gravy Spigot Out On The Commuter Rail, Hoses Down The Train At North Station With 40 People On Board

Uncle Turtleboy / December 4, 2018

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School Bus Full Of Churchfolk Crashes On Route 24 In Berkley After Smirnoff Sally Plays Bumper Subarus On Way Home From Latest Bender

Uncle Turtleboy / December 3, 2018

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Brockton’s Amateur Pharmacist Dr. Dogfilter Has A Perfectly Rational Explanation For Her Post Peddling Mom’s Prescriptions, Is No Stranger To Selling Drugs, And Is Going To Beat Up Anyone Who Talks Shit About Her Mom, The Woman Who Is Responsible For This Velociratchet And Her Murderer Brother

Uncle Turtleboy / December 1, 2018

Brockton’s Amateur Pharmacist Dr. Dogfilter Has A Perfectly Rational Explanation For Her Post Peddling Mom’s Prescriptions, Is No Stranger To…

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Pubatron And Chicken Pox Charlene Really Want $50 Worth Of Red Bull And Juice Boxes, Smash Into Cop Car Trying To Flee Supermarket For Raw Dog Crack Bender

Uncle Turtleboy / November 30, 2018

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Update: Spencer Gutter Swine Crashes Into Two Worcester Police Cruisers On Chandler Street, Gets Arrested After Trying To Run Onto Roof

Uncle Turtleboy / November 29, 2018

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The Nazis Are Invading Mansfield, MA And Their Target Is An Outdoor Menorah Display, Thankfully These Valiant SJWs Are Going To Take Turns Guarding It From Phantom Men In Trucks Yelling Undetermined Racial Slurs

Uncle Turtleboy / November 29, 2018

The Nazis Are Invading Mansfield, MA And Their Target Is An Outdoor Menorah Display, Thankfully These Valiant SJWs Are Going…

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Mass Health Mastadon Admits To Being In Truck With Previously Turtleboy Famous Gutter Swine Who Is Wanted By Police After Hijacking Car At Gun Point, Leading Webster And MSP On High Speech Chase Into Worcester

Uncle Turtleboy / November 29, 2018

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Felon Degeneres Beats Up Old Dude In Berkley Home Who Thinks She’s A He To Get His Pot Gummies, Pepsi, And Ham Steak

Uncle Turtleboy / November 26, 2018

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Cape Cod Clam-and-Crabs Combo With Multiple Google Trophies Arrested For 2014 Aggravated Rape And Held On $20,000 Cash Bail, Shockingly Does Not Appear To Be Mother Of The Year

Uncle Turtleboy / November 19, 2018

Cape Cod Clam-and-Crabs Combo With Multiple Google Trophies Arrested For 2014 Aggravated Rape And Held On $20,000 Cash Bail, Shockingly…

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The Queef Patrol Is Really Mad At WCVB For Sharing Mugshot Of Tyrannosaurus Necks

Uncle Turtleboy / November 16, 2018

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Pistol Pedophile EMT Dad Who Tried Buying 12 Year Old DCF Mexican Girl From Undercover State Trooper Also Offered Homeless Woman In Enfield Group Free Room In His Rape Hotel For Sex

Western Mass Turtlegirl / November 15, 2018

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Fitchburg State’s Kewan Platt Goes Viral For Vicious Assault On Nichols’ Nate Tanaglia Because Small White Guys Never Stop Playing Defense

Uncle Turtleboy / November 14, 2018

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Irony: Gina “Fleestone Light” Giovangelo Won $200K In A Car Accident Personal Injury Settlement, Arrested By Webster PD Just Weeks Before Plopping Out Kid #3

Uncle Turtleboy / November 13, 2018

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Fall River Gender Blender Is Back And Pretending To Commit Suicide On Facebook So He Can Blame People He Stole From And Victimize Himself

Uncle Turtleboy / November 13, 2018

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Methface Muffbeard With 41 Priors Assaults Pregnant Woman, Runs From Police And Is Found Hiding In Buddy’s Basement, Judge Releases Him on $540 Bail, Guess Who Didn’t Show Up For Court?

Uncle Turtleboy / November 8, 2018

Methface Muffbeard With 41 Priors Assaults Pregnant Woman, Runs From Police And Is Found Hiding In Buddy’s Basement, Judge Releases…

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Cruella Distillery Smashes Into Car In Bridgewater While Shitfaced At Noon With Kids In Backseat, Owns A Hair Salon Called “Curl Up And Dye”

Uncle Turtleboy / November 8, 2018

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Woonsocket Womb Raider Holds Up Convenience Store With Girlfriend’s 12 Year Old Brother, Whose Mother Got A 12 Year Old Girl Drunk So Her ChudStuffer Boyfriend Could Rape Her In The Shower, Because Woonsocket Is The Crown Jewel Of New England’s Salty Armpit

Uncle Turtleboy / November 5, 2018

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Karl Stetchmarx Arrested For Pretending To Be Licensed Contractor, Not Doing $170K Worth Of Work, Already Lost Custody Of Several Of His 10 Children

Uncle Turtleboy / October 26, 2018

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20-Rock Romeo And Junk Box Juliet Illustrate The Reason Why Vetting Prospective Tenants Is Important By Breaking Into Property And Robbing The Place Blind Two Weeks After Being Evicted For Non Payment Of Rent

Haverhill Ham Heralder Whips Gravy Spigot Out On The Commuter Rail, Hoses Down The Train At North Station With 40 People On Board

School Bus Full Of Churchfolk Crashes On Route 24 In Berkley After Smirnoff Sally Plays Bumper Subarus On Way Home From Latest Bender

Brockton’s Amateur Pharmacist Dr. Dogfilter Has A Perfectly Rational Explanation For Her Post Peddling Mom’s Prescriptions, Is No Stranger To Selling Drugs, And Is Going To Beat Up Anyone Who Talks Shit About Her Mom, The Woman Who Is Responsible For This Velociratchet And Her Murderer Brother

Pubatron And Chicken Pox Charlene Really Want $50 Worth Of Red Bull And Juice Boxes, Smash Into Cop Car Trying To Flee Supermarket For Raw Dog Crack Bender

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Update: Spencer Gutter Swine Crashes Into Two Worcester Police Cruisers On Chandler Street, Gets Arrested After Trying To Run Onto Roof

The Nazis Are Invading Mansfield, MA And Their Target Is An Outdoor Menorah Display, Thankfully These Valiant SJWs Are Going To Take Turns Guarding It From Phantom Men In Trucks Yelling Undetermined Racial Slurs

Mass Health Mastadon Admits To Being In Truck With Previously Turtleboy Famous Gutter Swine Who Is Wanted By Police After Hijacking Car At Gun Point, Leading Webster And MSP On High Speech Chase Into Worcester

Felon Degeneres Beats Up Old Dude In Berkley Home Who Thinks She’s A He To Get His Pot Gummies, Pepsi, And Ham Steak

Cape Cod Clam-and-Crabs Combo With Multiple Google Trophies Arrested For 2014 Aggravated Rape And Held On $20,000 Cash Bail, Shockingly Does Not Appear To Be Mother Of The Year

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The Queef Patrol Is Really Mad At WCVB For Sharing Mugshot Of Tyrannosaurus Necks

Pistol Pedophile EMT Dad Who Tried Buying 12 Year Old DCF Mexican Girl From Undercover State Trooper Also Offered Homeless Woman In Enfield Group Free Room In His Rape Hotel For Sex

Fitchburg State’s Kewan Platt Goes Viral For Vicious Assault On Nichols’ Nate Tanaglia Because Small White Guys Never Stop Playing Defense

Irony: Gina “Fleestone Light” Giovangelo Won $200K In A Car Accident Personal Injury Settlement, Arrested By Webster PD Just Weeks Before Plopping Out Kid #3

Fall River Gender Blender Is Back And Pretending To Commit Suicide On Facebook So He Can Blame People He Stole From And Victimize Himself

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Methface Muffbeard With 41 Priors Assaults Pregnant Woman, Runs From Police And Is Found Hiding In Buddy’s Basement, Judge Releases Him on $540 Bail, Guess Who Didn’t Show Up For Court?

Cruella Distillery Smashes Into Car In Bridgewater While Shitfaced At Noon With Kids In Backseat, Owns A Hair Salon Called “Curl Up And Dye”

Woonsocket Womb Raider Holds Up Convenience Store With Girlfriend’s 12 Year Old Brother, Whose Mother Got A 12 Year Old Girl Drunk So Her ChudStuffer Boyfriend Could Rape Her In The Shower, Because Woonsocket Is The Crown Jewel Of New England’s Salty Armpit

Karl Stetchmarx Arrested For Pretending To Be Licensed Contractor, Not Doing $170K Worth Of Work, Already Lost Custody Of Several Of His 10 Children

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